YOU WILL EAT WELL!

There are some people on my Facebook friends list whose posting themes, if there are too many of them, make one feel unclean. Only one "children are like pure little angels" post per month, please. Preferably even less than than that. Same goes double for e-mail or social media warnings about kidneys and bathtubs straight out of The Vanishing Hitchhiker.
Years ago I had a boss like that at a law office. She was a blistering idiot.

Some people need a life, as well as a bottle of liquor.

Other post pictures of their cat.

Or rat, mouse, hamster.

I also am obsessed with my cat. It's a ghost cat, no one else has seen him or her. It lives in my apartment, and occasionally shows up just before dawn. For some reason, which is probably quite explicable, I do not know its gender.

So any name would have to be either way applicable.
But 'Fluffy' does not appeal, however.
Maybe 'Boojums'.

Yes, I'm definitely thinking 'Boojums'.

Do not trip over boojums.
Do not put your coffee cup there, Boojums will knock it over.
Boojums will steal your sardine.
Pet Boojums. It's quite okay.
Boojums likes your fish.


This tells you that if you ever visit, a cup of coffee is almost guaranteed, and I might also give you a sardine.

I am surprised that Boojums and I have so few visitors.
Doesn't every one like cats?



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