OUR BRAVE BOYS

From my vantage point in an ivory tower in San Francisco, which is well-known for being a hotbed of violent liberalism-fuelled crime and appalling scenes of human despair, a theatre second only to Chicago, I spent all day yesterday reading, dreaming up plots against the god-fearing Christians of ICE, and the soldiers being sent to fight and die in Portland.
Portland.
Portland.
Portland.
You know, you rightwingers look kinda stupid sending troops to Portland. Portland. Portland. Portland.

As well as Chicago and Memphis.

And JD Vance bellyaching about wait times recently in emergency rooms because of illegal aliens seeking medical attention, well, he looks kind of stupid too. Maybe he shouldn't go to hospitals in the trash belt states in hopes that he won't get recognized seeking treatment for unclean diseases.

Oh, and stay out of Utah too, JD. They shoot rightwing dilwads there.
Or so I've heard. Mormons and guns. It's a bad combo.
What evil lurks in America's heartland?

Instead, perhaps he should go to Portland. Portland. Portland. Portland.
Fully staffed combat zone operating theatres at warp speed.
Lightbulb extractions, sutures, and penicilin.

Lots of troops. It's a war zone.

Kristi Noem's boys bravely fighting off an Antifa protest outside the Edith Green Wendell Wyatt Federal Building in downtown Portland. Portland. Portland. Portland.

Oh, the humanity. It's horrific.

Federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement rounding up the foreign rapists and drug dealers at the farmers market adjacent to King Elementary School.

Heartache. Despair. Doom. And operatic wailing. In Portland. Portland. Portland. Portland.

Cannon to right of them, cannon to left of them, all in the valley of death rode the six hundred. Precisely like at Helm's Deep, where the Marines stormed ashore in 1965.

These men are true heroes. One can only imagine the horrors they face.
There are witches and hippies among the ranks of Antifa.
Plus non-Christians! Socialists! Little children!

Portland. Portland. Portland. Portland.



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