THAT INSPIRATIONAL HOO-HAH

There is always that one coworker who believes in butterflies and babies, and hangs inspirational posters in his or her cubicle. Stuff like "hang in there baby", "believe", "you are a champion", and similar bland pablum of the positive thoughts, dolphins, trees, sunsets and waterfalls variety.

Usually they are also into weird belief systems, like Scientology, Space Aliens, Republicanism, or Fundamental Christianity.
Along with dietary nonsense.

Management says their hands are tied; they are still paying out big time to the Hari Krishnut who sued them for something years ago, they're feeling burned, and wish to avoid confrontation.


Pictures of kittens and toilets are good for morale. Please shut up.


Here's a sentiment to which they cannot object:

Freedom of speech, freedom of religion.
And possibly, blood sacrifices.


It's the best thing I found on the internet today.




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