Monday, October 10, 2016

YOUR NUMBERED JERSEY OFFENDS ME

The other day I asked an acquaintance a sports-related question. He responded by giving me an algorithm. Sports, clearly, brings out the inner-autist. No, I have no clue how he expected his answer to compute.

Please do not mention any ball-games to me.
I shall consider that micro-aggression.
And also a form of discrimination.


I am not into homo-erotic past-times.

Or fetishisms based on sweat.

It is all scrotal.

Balls.




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