AN INTELLECTUAL APPROACH TO CAKE

A reader whom I think might be female took offense at a recent post here, and speculated that I might have a bee in my bonnet.
Perhaps, even, an unhealthy fascination.

She (or he) is undoubtedly wrong.
If it is so, it is not at all unhealthy.
And quite utterly normal, in fact.
As most men will naturally agree.

All males are hamsap. Even the most complete gentleman will still have thoughts of a prurient nature, though his visage will not betray this.
It's just the way men are.
Juicy.


Most women find this hard to appreciate.


The reader of a possibly feminine gender left a comment underneath an essay written three weeks ago.

Quote:
"Dude, what is it with you and breasts? You mention them so obsessively I wonder if you spend all day think about them.

Anyway, seeing as you are so opinionated about boobies, do you have any recommendations or deep thoughts about bras?

Inquiring minds don't really want to know, but they are curious."
End quote.

[Underneath this post: Udderly Insane.]


No.

No, I have neither recommendations nor deep thoughts about bras.

Bras should not be deep in any case.


Let me instead make some remarks about panties, of which there are several types, viz: Bikini Briefs, French Cut Panties, High Cut Panties, "Boy Shorts", Thongs, Granny Panties, and Hello Kitty Boxers.
Along with Bloomers, and certain support garments.

Bikini briefs have a low waistband, and look good on Manga heroines and almost no one else. Many women find them problematic because of a sense of insecurity.

French Cuts have higher leg openings than Bikini Briefs, canted forward, and are both more comfortable by far, and really flattering for many women. Though naturally it is something that only the person wearing them will know most of the time.
Exceptionally feminine.
Perfect, even.

High Cut panties have deep leg openings and a high waistband, and are more in-tune with the natural body shape of many women, especially those of more generous proportions.

Boy Shorts, or Boy Cut Panties, are cut low and cover most of the bottom and hips. They do not reveal the typical pantie line. They are most suitable for women of peculiar build, and very few others.

Thongs consist of a twist of fabric running deeply between the cheeks, and are dubious in the extreme. Possibly only party-girls should wear them. They do not suggest sound moral fibre.
They are an abomination.

Granny Panties should really be worn only by grannies.

Hello Kitty Boxers are an extremely unsuitable garment!

Bloomers often have lace and ruffles, in addition to being baggy and not at all convenient or attractive. But they are extremely comfortable. Unless we're talking about sports or athletic bloomers, which are form fitting and dark-coloured, and appeal most marvelously to certain perverts and many men who still live at home despite being far beyond college age.

Support Garments for the nether region often feature in maternity catalogues. That being a literary category with which I remain almost entirely unfamiliar.

Piping, gussets, panels, lace trim at the hems, and pretty stitching are also factors to consider, as well as bows, ribbons, and appliqué. Panties with just the right accent can't fail to make a good impression

Personally, I consider French Cuts by far the most suitable.


In order of appeal, from most to least: French Cut Panties, Hello Kitty Boxers, High Cuts, Bikini Briefs, Boy Shorts, Granny Panties, Bloomers, Support Garments, Thongs.
But that's just an opinion.

Please note that upper undergarb and lower undergarb need not match.

Under no circumstance is a 'his & hers' look acceptable.

I encourage experimentation.

Let me know.



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