Wednesday, October 30, 2013

ÉS MOST VALAMI EGÉSZEN MÁS

In 1971, the British Empire lay in ruins. Foreigners frequented the streets, many of them Hungarians. On the twenty-eighth day of May of that year, a handy phrasebook was published for those Hungarians.
Life since has never been the same.

That momentous event and the profound social changes it brought about, inevitably lead to this:


MELBIMBÓK FELROBBAN ÖRÖMEBÉN!



Of course you understood every word. Die schöne Magyar lenkvitch is your second nature. The internet exists for only three things: cute kitten pictures, pornography, and Hungarians.


SZTALINGRAD, NEM SOKAT SZÓRAKOZÁST!



Well, maybe also Fikusz Kukisz. But it's MOSTLY cute kitten pictures, pornography, and Hungarians.
Tényleg.



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1 comment:

The back of the hill said...

North Mine Head by-election, with German subtitles: ich sag, Dicky alte Jungen.

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