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Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And probably like cheese-doodles. You have been warned.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

THE FOUNT OF ALL WISDOM

Words to live by:

1. Don't ride the elevator if you ate beans. Please.

2. When someone drops their panties, be a gentleman and pick them up.

3. Little children and old people scare easily. Enjoy.

There.


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5 Comments:

  • At 7:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What if the dropper of the panties IS a gentleman?

     
  • At 7:04 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Houston, we've got a problem.



    Sharp stick?

     
  • At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What if the dropper of the panties IS a gentleman?

    In San Francisco, this is more likely than not.

     
  • At 7:08 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    I'm rather hoping that isn't the case.

     
  • At 7:09 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Because if it is, the panties are probably way larger than any man should have a healthy eye for.

     

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