Wednesday, November 30, 2011

THE FOUNT OF ALL WISDOM

Words to live by:

1. Don't ride the elevator if you ate beans. Please.

2. When someone drops their panties, be a gentleman and pick them up.

3. Little children and old people scare easily. Enjoy.


There.


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if the dropper of the panties IS a gentleman?

The back of the hill said...

Houston, we've got a problem.



Sharp stick?

Anonymous said...

What if the dropper of the panties IS a gentleman?

In San Francisco, this is more likely than not.

The back of the hill said...

I'm rather hoping that isn't the case.

The back of the hill said...

Because if it is, the panties are probably way larger than any man should have a healthy eye for.

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