Monday, January 23, 2006

RAT-CRACK

A friend draws my attention to a pressing health problem: crack-cocaine is being cut with rat-poison.

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What's to discuss?

Smoking rat-crack is counter-intuitive.

Heroin has in recent times been cut with draino, and shooting that also seems counter-intuitive. Somewhat. One would think.

I am sheerly baffled at anyone who uses illicit substances - there is no recourse if the merchandise is impure or defective, there is no standardized strength or quality, and the results are unpredictable (and the Better Business Bureau won't pursue the matter).


It's like mystery meat in school lunches - I'm not touching it. One has to have certainty about what one consumes.

In the weeks leading up to Peysach (starting this year on the evening of April 12), one should finish-off the gin and whiskey (grain-based alcoholica), and restock the liquor cabinet with high-quality tequila. Why is this? Because with high-quality tequila, one is certain that no chometzdikke bronfen was used to cut it.



[Note: Purim is when we traditionally deplete the chomtzdikke liquor supply. Bedikas chometz demands rigour. It's a minhag. And there is certainty. ]

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A little song:

Have a little rat-crack,
Rat-crack, rat-crack, rat-crack;
Have a little rat-crack, hey!

Second verse, same as the first:

Have a little rat-crack,
Rat-crack, rat-crack, rat-crack;
Have a little rat-crack, hey!

[When reciting the word "hey!", the singer should do a cossack high kick.]

Anonymous said...

Absolutclebacy, I think this post is about drugs, not about sex. So I don't understand what you are saying here.

Anonymous said...

You are both wrong. Dint you see the comment about Pesach and Chametz?!?

Mar Gavriel said...

Second Anonymous,

Huh? You mean, because chomeitz is compared to the yeitzer ho-ro`, because they both cause things to rise?

Anonymous said...

Well it is called purpose. Changes happened in 1998..although the old stuff was already slightly cut with dangerous chemicals..now it is a one way locomotion.. Although security has been doing its job ..don't let the lies fool you about profit it is about to hurt you eventually..and with AIDS and the chemicals that mess up thenthe white count.you are going to be tied with giving in to sex for drugs

Jim Morrison said...

"giving in to sex for drugs"

Sex for drugs. Best of both worlds. Better than beefsteak. Heaven.

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