The Asian tiger mom has been thoroughly described. The Asian venomous rabid sow mom perhaps not often enough. While the first sends her kids to Harvard or Yale, and years of therapy, the second might end up having to identify bodies at the morgue, because she's such an unpleasant poisonous bitch that she causes accidents and suicides.
Yeah, okay, that may be excessively harsh.
But I got to witness one such in action, and good lord it was disturbing.
I got off the bus and strolled halfway down the block to a patch of light to fill my pipe. Careful packing, a flame applied to the surface, draw in, puff out. Leaned against the low wall while smoking a bit. Possibly somewhat over ten minutes. During that entire time a woman down at the corner was chewing out her teenage daughter, who didn't say anything. There had been an untimeliness, and the mom was taking it as the end of the world and a sign of the apocalypse. She was quite intelligible, so I understood damned well everything.
Everything repeated multiple times.
On and on.
Well shoot.
I decided I need to continue my walk because there was nothing I could do about this unpleasantness, it not being my place and my ability in Cantonese not being good enough for such an event. What would I say? I passed them, mom at full harangue, and crossed the street. Stopped to tamp my pipe, observed them crossing the streets at the intersection and walking down the other side. I could still hear the venomous sow bitch, and the dejected daughter was still not responding. At the next intersection they turned right and disappeared down the block. The noise diminished, disappearing when they entered their building.
Ignore me, I'm just part of the local wildlife. Still, don't show your ass in public so horribly, and stop being such a bitch. Think about your neighbors and fellow villagers.
They're probably embarrassed to be related to you.
If not, they should be.
I am so glad I am not related to that woman. She reflects badly on her kind.
Honestly, some Asian mothers are frightful creatures.
How utterly repulsive.
冇人性!
虐待兒童
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At the back of the hill
Warning: May contain traces of soy, wheat, lecithin and tree nuts. That you are here
strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton.
And that you might like cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.
Friday, January 17, 2025
Thursday, January 16, 2025
THE FOX DEMOGRAPHIC
The wildfires have shown up the United States for what Americans truly are: a bunch of narrow-minded rightwing Christian pricks. Well, that was already known. Three particular scumbags stand out. Tupperville, Johnson, and Hannity. The problem is that all this draws the eye away from Trump's bootlicking nominees for important positions and intent to gut much of the Federal governement of people with any shred of honesty and competence.
It's mighty rich getting lectures from people representing states with such high levels of ignorance, illiteracy, incest, and sexually transmitted diseases.
The four worst states in the Union, crowded at very rock bottom, are Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Nothing but trailer parks, revivial meetings, and rusty pick-up trucks on cinder blocks as far as the eye can see. No, I haven't been there. Don't want to. Ain't gonna catch syph and food poisoning from dirty hands, dirty dishes, and dirty rice.
Their standards are very low down there. Disgusting!
Over the years I've given money to relief efforts in Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas. Virginia, and West Virginia. With the exception of Texas, which gallantly sent firefighters to California, that will not ever happen again. They can starve, burn up, die in landslides and floods, and be hit by tornadoes and cyclones till they're screaming for all I care.
We are not all in this together, they aren't. Screw them. Please note that the states contributing the most money by far to the Federal Goverment are California, New York, and Texas. Among the states most heavily dependent on the others are Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi, which I note are all Fox News states. Poor, diseased, ignorant, and jes' bubbling over with Christianity, bless their hearts.
Note also that California is qua America's food production a powerhouse.
Y'all might starve without us. Which would be quite okay.
Good luck with the groceries, eh.
Eat some grits.
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It's mighty rich getting lectures from people representing states with such high levels of ignorance, illiteracy, incest, and sexually transmitted diseases.
The four worst states in the Union, crowded at very rock bottom, are Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Nothing but trailer parks, revivial meetings, and rusty pick-up trucks on cinder blocks as far as the eye can see. No, I haven't been there. Don't want to. Ain't gonna catch syph and food poisoning from dirty hands, dirty dishes, and dirty rice.
Their standards are very low down there. Disgusting!
Over the years I've given money to relief efforts in Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas. Virginia, and West Virginia. With the exception of Texas, which gallantly sent firefighters to California, that will not ever happen again. They can starve, burn up, die in landslides and floods, and be hit by tornadoes and cyclones till they're screaming for all I care.
We are not all in this together, they aren't. Screw them. Please note that the states contributing the most money by far to the Federal Goverment are California, New York, and Texas. Among the states most heavily dependent on the others are Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi, which I note are all Fox News states. Poor, diseased, ignorant, and jes' bubbling over with Christianity, bless their hearts.
Note also that California is qua America's food production a powerhouse.
Y'all might starve without us. Which would be quite okay.
Good luck with the groceries, eh.
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DISCOMFORT FOOD
A few days ago I was thinking about slices of fatty pork belly cooked with something savoury, like fermented black beans, to slightly emphasize the sweetness of the greasy flesh. Plus garlic, of course, and ginger. Which is great with plenty of rice and a squoodge of chilipaste.
My apartment mate asked when was the last time I cooked cucumber, which upon reflection may have been a decade ago. Pursuant a discussion about the Indonesian Chinese lady living downstairs, who sometimes seems peculiarly food obsessed.
Cucumber, according to some people, staves off diabetes.
That belief may not have a sound scientific basis.
In any case, I can't find cucumber.
This blogger himself is by no means food obsessed.
I am perfectly normal. In all ways.
Now, what's for lunch?
Sadly, one cannot simply waltz into Chinatown for a hearty serving of fatty pork and salt vegetable (梅菜扣肉 'mui choi kau yiuk'). A method of preparing that is shown HERE.
It takes a bit of time to make. So best do it at home. Something I might do next week, which is much easier, is steamed chunks of fatty pork with ginger and shrimp paste. Put everything in a bowl in the steamer, then go plonk around on the internet for an hour.
Briefly cooked thick sliced tzit gwaa (節瓜) as a side dish, good for digestion.
And some rice stick noodle, because that takes almost no time.
When I come home from Marin tomorrow I'll probably cook up eggplant with tomatoes and jalapeños, with a grilled sausage. The lazy man's breakfast - lunch - dinner.
No, I don't know what that painting above represents. It started off as something science fiction, then I kind of lost interest in filling it further out. Air pollution space scape.
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My apartment mate asked when was the last time I cooked cucumber, which upon reflection may have been a decade ago. Pursuant a discussion about the Indonesian Chinese lady living downstairs, who sometimes seems peculiarly food obsessed.
Cucumber, according to some people, staves off diabetes.
That belief may not have a sound scientific basis.
In any case, I can't find cucumber.
This blogger himself is by no means food obsessed.
I am perfectly normal. In all ways.
Now, what's for lunch?
Sadly, one cannot simply waltz into Chinatown for a hearty serving of fatty pork and salt vegetable (梅菜扣肉 'mui choi kau yiuk'). A method of preparing that is shown HERE.
It takes a bit of time to make. So best do it at home. Something I might do next week, which is much easier, is steamed chunks of fatty pork with ginger and shrimp paste. Put everything in a bowl in the steamer, then go plonk around on the internet for an hour.
Briefly cooked thick sliced tzit gwaa (節瓜) as a side dish, good for digestion.
And some rice stick noodle, because that takes almost no time.
When I come home from Marin tomorrow I'll probably cook up eggplant with tomatoes and jalapeños, with a grilled sausage. The lazy man's breakfast - lunch - dinner.
No, I don't know what that painting above represents. It started off as something science fiction, then I kind of lost interest in filling it further out. Air pollution space scape.
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Wednesday, January 15, 2025
COVERED IN CHEESE SAUCE
The bakery was filled with speakers of Toisanwaa, so I was at a loss for words. In a manner of speaking. I have many words in several different languages, but hardly any in Toisanwaa. It reminded me of being in a country herberg listening to villagers from outside my dialect zone. Same energy and gerussemus. I enjoyed tea and a pastry in my own silence.
The three old ABCs didn't show up. Neither did the Hong Kong people.
So despite being busy, it seemed empty.
The odd thing is that nearly a dozen people recognized me in between lunch and tea time and said hello (你好,你好!'nei hou, nei hou!'). As did the people at all four of the stores where I shopped. So it's not like I was alone or lonely. Afterwards while smoking my pipe, and later on the bus, more cheery nei hou. The number one California line is kind of like the neighborhood local. We know each other, if not the Financial District Office crowd. Yesterday a fellow passenger asked how often I played mah jong. Regretfully I told her never. It's been years since I played, when I was roped into all-nighters down in Los Angeles. Today someone mentioned bitter melon. We spoke in mixed languages.
Because bitter melon is not available at white grocers.
If you do buy it, and you're white, might as well cover it with cheese like broccoli, so that your kiddies will eat it. Same goes for yauchoi, or eggplant, or loofah. Many white kiddies are persnickety and prefer their vegetables covered in cheddar sauce.
Or everything with ketchup and barbecue sauce.
And a side of pizza puffs.
Contrary to what you may think, all of us Caucasians do not all look the same. Some of us have piercings or tattoos, some have purple or green hair. Avoid the ones who strive to look like unique individuals with distinct artistic personalities; they're dull. The ones who fade into the woodwark, with clean normal clothing, and briar pipes, are probably safe.
And more intelligent too.
There are three of us that I know of in the C'town area.
Including myself.
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The three old ABCs didn't show up. Neither did the Hong Kong people.
So despite being busy, it seemed empty.
The odd thing is that nearly a dozen people recognized me in between lunch and tea time and said hello (你好,你好!'nei hou, nei hou!'). As did the people at all four of the stores where I shopped. So it's not like I was alone or lonely. Afterwards while smoking my pipe, and later on the bus, more cheery nei hou. The number one California line is kind of like the neighborhood local. We know each other, if not the Financial District Office crowd. Yesterday a fellow passenger asked how often I played mah jong. Regretfully I told her never. It's been years since I played, when I was roped into all-nighters down in Los Angeles. Today someone mentioned bitter melon. We spoke in mixed languages.
Because bitter melon is not available at white grocers.
If you do buy it, and you're white, might as well cover it with cheese like broccoli, so that your kiddies will eat it. Same goes for yauchoi, or eggplant, or loofah. Many white kiddies are persnickety and prefer their vegetables covered in cheddar sauce.
Or everything with ketchup and barbecue sauce.
And a side of pizza puffs.
Contrary to what you may think, all of us Caucasians do not all look the same. Some of us have piercings or tattoos, some have purple or green hair. Avoid the ones who strive to look like unique individuals with distinct artistic personalities; they're dull. The ones who fade into the woodwark, with clean normal clothing, and briar pipes, are probably safe.
And more intelligent too.
There are three of us that I know of in the C'town area.
Including myself.
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BAD TOAD! BAD! BAD!
Twice today I startled the heck out of my apartment mate. Who accused me of lying in wait for her just to do that. Which is incorrect, as the first time she had simply not heard me come back in after being out for a while having a bit to eat and a pipe to smoke in Chinatown, the second time I was lying, on my couch, to rest a bit before going out again. So I was lying. But just incidentally. She passed by when I made a squawky turkey vulture sound, which in the darkened room badly startled her. Again. Which is quite horrid of me to have done.
She claims that because she has a cold her resistance is down.
That's why she was startled both times.
And I knew that.
I am, in her words, a bad toad. Bad. Bad.
You know, as people get older, sometimes their hearing isn't as good, and sometimes they're too daydreamy to be fully aware of everything around them.
They are rarely near toads.
Or any amphibians. Three passers-by recognized me while I was smoking in Chinatown after dark fell, and I feel fortunate that none of them was a street person or one of the wandering lunatics of which SF has an abundance. The bar where the bookseller and myself ended up only had one familiar face -- because of a substitute for the regular bartender, many regulars were absent -- but he ended up boozily informing his companion that I was an old friend whom he had known for decades. Unlike my apartment mate earlier, he did not accuse me of being a bad toad (衰蟾蜍 'seui sim cheui'), so I guess I'm an all-right kind of chap. Albeit regretably too sober, too often. There is no word I can think of for temperance in Cantonese.
衰蟾蜍!壞,壞!
There are numerous words for frogs and toads in Cantonese. Because they do not feature in my regular conversations, I am at a loss regarding which of several possible terms is most common or appropriate. I must discuss amphibians more often, I guess, so that they will easily hop off my tongue. The term I have chosen is a more literary usage.
The most common term for frog with which I'm familiar is 'tin-gai' (田雞 "rice paddy chicken"), but that's purely in a culinary context. Great with 'dau si' (豆豉) and garlic.
Kermit The Frog is 大青蛙科米 ('taai ching waa fo mai').
And that's absolutely not culinarily.
He's a person.
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She claims that because she has a cold her resistance is down.
That's why she was startled both times.
And I knew that.
I am, in her words, a bad toad. Bad. Bad.
You know, as people get older, sometimes their hearing isn't as good, and sometimes they're too daydreamy to be fully aware of everything around them.
They are rarely near toads.
Or any amphibians. Three passers-by recognized me while I was smoking in Chinatown after dark fell, and I feel fortunate that none of them was a street person or one of the wandering lunatics of which SF has an abundance. The bar where the bookseller and myself ended up only had one familiar face -- because of a substitute for the regular bartender, many regulars were absent -- but he ended up boozily informing his companion that I was an old friend whom he had known for decades. Unlike my apartment mate earlier, he did not accuse me of being a bad toad (衰蟾蜍 'seui sim cheui'), so I guess I'm an all-right kind of chap. Albeit regretably too sober, too often. There is no word I can think of for temperance in Cantonese.
衰蟾蜍!壞,壞!
There are numerous words for frogs and toads in Cantonese. Because they do not feature in my regular conversations, I am at a loss regarding which of several possible terms is most common or appropriate. I must discuss amphibians more often, I guess, so that they will easily hop off my tongue. The term I have chosen is a more literary usage.
The most common term for frog with which I'm familiar is 'tin-gai' (田雞 "rice paddy chicken"), but that's purely in a culinary context. Great with 'dau si' (豆豉) and garlic.
Kermit The Frog is 大青蛙科米 ('taai ching waa fo mai').
And that's absolutely not culinarily.
He's a person.
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Tuesday, January 14, 2025
AFTERTHOUGHTS ABOUT LOUISIANA
It strikes me that Mike Johnson, congressman from a failed state high on the federal funds, AND epa superfund site list, with more illiteracy, syphilis, incest, and Texans, than the national average, should shut the F up about any conditions.
We subsidize his craphole of a state.
Also, with a shockingly high rate of STDs, Mike Johnson's home state can ill afford RFK Jr.'s attack on modern medicine. This as an irrelevant side note, because my ire is not at him and his kind's filthy personal habits, but at the idea of blackmailing us over disaster aid.
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We subsidize his craphole of a state.
Also, with a shockingly high rate of STDs, Mike Johnson's home state can ill afford RFK Jr.'s attack on modern medicine. This as an irrelevant side note, because my ire is not at him and his kind's filthy personal habits, but at the idea of blackmailing us over disaster aid.
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THINKING ABOUT LOUISIANA
House speaker Mike Johnson wishes to attach conditions to any fire disaster aid given to California. He represents a state which is heavily dependent on Federal funds far greater than their contribution, so perhaps the beggar needs to reconsider what comes out of his mouth. The same can be said for a large number of other red hosebag states.
Please explain to me again why staying with that bunch of mostly Southern dirt bag impoverished religious nut territories is a benefit to California.
I'll even give you a freebie: Ted Cruz bailing out to Cancun when that big freeze hit back in 2021 was very good for all of us, and everyone wishes he would do it again. That sort of counts in favour of those places. Can you make Marjorie Taylor Greene do the same?
Say, isn't Louisiana staggeringly high in EPA superfund sites?
As well as horrible cancer clusters.
Another fact about the state that sent that dirt bag Johnson to Washington is their extremely poor literacy, with some of the worst figures for reading, writing, 'rithmetic, and graduating grammar school in the country. Probably accounts for their high incarceration rate.
It strikes me that a congressman from a state that shares extraordinarily high syphilis and incest rates with its neighbors might want to be quieter, seeing as the question isn't why California should stay in the union but rather why don't we kick those trogs out?
Yeah, okay, they gave us Cajun dirty rice.
That really ain't good enough.
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Please explain to me again why staying with that bunch of mostly Southern dirt bag impoverished religious nut territories is a benefit to California.
I'll even give you a freebie: Ted Cruz bailing out to Cancun when that big freeze hit back in 2021 was very good for all of us, and everyone wishes he would do it again. That sort of counts in favour of those places. Can you make Marjorie Taylor Greene do the same?
Say, isn't Louisiana staggeringly high in EPA superfund sites?
As well as horrible cancer clusters.
Another fact about the state that sent that dirt bag Johnson to Washington is their extremely poor literacy, with some of the worst figures for reading, writing, 'rithmetic, and graduating grammar school in the country. Probably accounts for their high incarceration rate.
SOMEWHERE VERY MUCH NOT LOUISIANA
It strikes me that a congressman from a state that shares extraordinarily high syphilis and incest rates with its neighbors might want to be quieter, seeing as the question isn't why California should stay in the union but rather why don't we kick those trogs out?
Yeah, okay, they gave us Cajun dirty rice.
That really ain't good enough.
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PURSUING FLIGHTY DREAMS
A thought crossed my mind that perhaps I should check to see if some of the people who gravitate to my workplace are on Facebook, and if so, what else is going on in their minds. As soon as it came, I chased it out. I would rather not know. There has been quite enough exposure already. I do not need to know what goes on in the heads of Little White Nipple Dude, the Self-admitted Space Alien, R the Subcontinetal, or Starship Captain.
At least not more than I already do.
It's like watching flies buzzing around the garbage can.
There is tonnes of yummy stuff there.
For the flies.
Little White Nipple Dude exposed me to another neurotic facet recently which in its own way makes perfect sense. Twelve cigars. A perfect number. If you smoke one you have to replace it before you forget, or there will be less perfection in your life. An emptiness, a void, a flaw.
After thoughtlessly revealing that, he lectured me on his habits regarding smoking his meerschaum pipe, which involve aromatic tobaccos late in the evening.
This may be fascinating stuff. There are times when he has spoken of Gandalf and Sherlock Holmes. In regards to pipe smoking. Those came up again several times this past weekend.
If I were to identify with a fictional pipe smoker, it might be Captain Haddock.
Or maybe not. Maigret is another possibility.
Having a fictional avatar is not an important part of my pipe smoking persona.
And I've already got enough neurotic facets in any case.
No need to widen the rabbit holes.
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At least not more than I already do.
It's like watching flies buzzing around the garbage can.
There is tonnes of yummy stuff there.
For the flies.
Little White Nipple Dude exposed me to another neurotic facet recently which in its own way makes perfect sense. Twelve cigars. A perfect number. If you smoke one you have to replace it before you forget, or there will be less perfection in your life. An emptiness, a void, a flaw.
After thoughtlessly revealing that, he lectured me on his habits regarding smoking his meerschaum pipe, which involve aromatic tobaccos late in the evening.
This may be fascinating stuff. There are times when he has spoken of Gandalf and Sherlock Holmes. In regards to pipe smoking. Those came up again several times this past weekend.
If I were to identify with a fictional pipe smoker, it might be Captain Haddock.
Or maybe not. Maigret is another possibility.
Having a fictional avatar is not an important part of my pipe smoking persona.
And I've already got enough neurotic facets in any case.
No need to widen the rabbit holes.
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Monday, January 13, 2025
TOSCANO MAESTRO PUCCINI REVIEW
Because of a bit of luck and good timing, I got to sample Maestro Puccini by Cornell & Diehl made for Toscano Cigars, a symphony in Kentucky Firecureds from different areas and crops, steam-pressed into a loose dark flake. Which is very pleasing.
No, I do not smoke Italian cheroots with a claven of elderly Italian men in Philadelphia after eating cheese steak sandwiches, nor do I sing operas in a high tremulous falsetto, which would be far more likely.
To quote the Laudisi website blurb: "Made in Italy from fermented American and Italian Dark-Fired Kentucky tobaccos, Toscano cigars are referred to as dry cigars or "cheroots." Toscanos possess a distinct, robust flavor that is favored by countless cigars smokers, and now pipe smokers can enjoy the famous boldness of Toscano cigars as well. In collaboration with Cornell & Diehl, Toscano presents the Maestro series, a series of pipe tobaccos that capture and recontextualize the piquant profiles of Toscano cigars. Toscano's Maestro Puccini is the first limited-edition blend in the Toscano Portfolio. Puccini showcases Toscano's signature bold and spicy flavor, a flake-cut blend combining the finest Kentucky leaf from both the United States and Italy with the signature spice, pepper, and woody characteristics that define Toscano's legendary cigars."
It is crucial to maintain a healthy gut biome with all the necessary flora and fauna. Yogurt is of great value, and improves the digestive processes. Vegans are hosed in that regard, and consequently their company is often fraught.
You know, I am actually a bit of a barbarian; my familiarity with Puccini's music is below average. To the best of my knowledge he never did Country and Western.
I think he recontextualized musicals or something.
As well as inventing grappa.
This tobacco is beautiful to look at. After rubbing it out and letting it dry a little bit I loaded up and lit. Smoother than I had presumed based on the description, and quite enjoyable on the way down -- an old fashioned taste, low on sweetness, mellow but not bland by any means. Rounded. The tin fragrance had been slightly reminiscent of barbecue or beef jerky, which was far less present in the smoke, translating instead to a flavour which might go well with either single malt or Bourbon.
It was around ten in the morning, after a breakfast pastry, two cups of coffee, and on my first cup of tea. Halfway through the bowl I realized that I really should eat better breakfasts, and by the end it was on the cusp of being the type of tobacco which turns me into an unpleasant person for several hours. Not exactly a light weight puffer. And I will probably have several more bowls from that tin. But it may take a while.
This could be a desert island smoke. If it were a desert island with a buffet. Bacon at one end, lobster at the other. Who is staffing this place? Must be robots. The tobacco is somewhat of an anomaly, but far less so than the sumptuous buffet.
If one had several bowls of this, accompanied by espresso and shots of liquour, it would be a splendid evening, which one could remember fondly or not at all the next day.
Upon waking up in the hospital.
So yes, for me this is a carefully approached smoke.
But that's because I'm normally a milder man.
Nevertheless, I highly recommend it.
TOBACCO INDEX
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No, I do not smoke Italian cheroots with a claven of elderly Italian men in Philadelphia after eating cheese steak sandwiches, nor do I sing operas in a high tremulous falsetto, which would be far more likely.
To quote the Laudisi website blurb: "Made in Italy from fermented American and Italian Dark-Fired Kentucky tobaccos, Toscano cigars are referred to as dry cigars or "cheroots." Toscanos possess a distinct, robust flavor that is favored by countless cigars smokers, and now pipe smokers can enjoy the famous boldness of Toscano cigars as well. In collaboration with Cornell & Diehl, Toscano presents the Maestro series, a series of pipe tobaccos that capture and recontextualize the piquant profiles of Toscano cigars. Toscano's Maestro Puccini is the first limited-edition blend in the Toscano Portfolio. Puccini showcases Toscano's signature bold and spicy flavor, a flake-cut blend combining the finest Kentucky leaf from both the United States and Italy with the signature spice, pepper, and woody characteristics that define Toscano's legendary cigars."
It is crucial to maintain a healthy gut biome with all the necessary flora and fauna. Yogurt is of great value, and improves the digestive processes. Vegans are hosed in that regard, and consequently their company is often fraught.
You know, I am actually a bit of a barbarian; my familiarity with Puccini's music is below average. To the best of my knowledge he never did Country and Western.
I think he recontextualized musicals or something.
As well as inventing grappa.
This tobacco is beautiful to look at. After rubbing it out and letting it dry a little bit I loaded up and lit. Smoother than I had presumed based on the description, and quite enjoyable on the way down -- an old fashioned taste, low on sweetness, mellow but not bland by any means. Rounded. The tin fragrance had been slightly reminiscent of barbecue or beef jerky, which was far less present in the smoke, translating instead to a flavour which might go well with either single malt or Bourbon.
It was around ten in the morning, after a breakfast pastry, two cups of coffee, and on my first cup of tea. Halfway through the bowl I realized that I really should eat better breakfasts, and by the end it was on the cusp of being the type of tobacco which turns me into an unpleasant person for several hours. Not exactly a light weight puffer. And I will probably have several more bowls from that tin. But it may take a while.
This could be a desert island smoke. If it were a desert island with a buffet. Bacon at one end, lobster at the other. Who is staffing this place? Must be robots. The tobacco is somewhat of an anomaly, but far less so than the sumptuous buffet.
If one had several bowls of this, accompanied by espresso and shots of liquour, it would be a splendid evening, which one could remember fondly or not at all the next day.
Upon waking up in the hospital.
So yes, for me this is a carefully approached smoke.
But that's because I'm normally a milder man.
Nevertheless, I highly recommend it.
TOBACCO INDEX
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THE FAMILY PORTRAIT
As you know Facebook often helpfully suggests possible friends based on similarities of interest, mutual acquaintances, memberships in various groups, shared highschools, and whether you were born in Outer Mongolia or Buratkent. And sometimes people volunteer for that. Ah, they think, this person also collects widgets. Surely we have much in common.
So I habitually examine their profiles. Is the candidate perhaps a kitten murdering bastard?
A voter for the filled orange diaper? Someone whose entire posting history suggests love, butterflies, and smiling hippos? A fervent believer in Jesus?
All the warning signs, in other words.
Friends are added gradually, after careful examination and thought.
Kittens and tea-drinking rabbits are okay. Jesus isn't.
It's a curated environment. Over the past half decade I've been rather lucky. Only a few Christians, who behave very well and are socially responsible. No Trumpites and other kitten slaughtering deviants.
No people whose entire life revolves around pick-up trucks, gonzo conspiracies, and science-denying slope browed outbursts.
Several people who are quite familiar with Rashi, the Rambam, and the Ramban.
Plus thoughtful chaps (of either gender) who have interesting habits.
Sane past-life coworkers, and people into pipes.
Oh, and several sensible co-conspirators, but they were alread vetted in the real world, so there was really scant need to cyber stalk them first.
My own profile is not an open window. If you don't already know me, the only thing visible is two suspicious eyes glaring with malevolence through a crack in the blinds.
No spouse, significant other of any gender, or kids.
Only two actual relatives, mostly inactive.
No religious affiliation.
So I can claim that I am eccentric uncle Bertie at family gatherings, hiding in the library with the bottle of rum and tending to my lizard collection. Won't come out until everyone has left.
Please have a tea tray sent up at four o'clock.
Thank you.
Scoped out a dozen profiles today. All were rejected. Not enough lizards. Or too many.
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So I habitually examine their profiles. Is the candidate perhaps a kitten murdering bastard?
A voter for the filled orange diaper? Someone whose entire posting history suggests love, butterflies, and smiling hippos? A fervent believer in Jesus?
All the warning signs, in other words.
Friends are added gradually, after careful examination and thought.
Kittens and tea-drinking rabbits are okay. Jesus isn't.
It's a curated environment. Over the past half decade I've been rather lucky. Only a few Christians, who behave very well and are socially responsible. No Trumpites and other kitten slaughtering deviants.
No people whose entire life revolves around pick-up trucks, gonzo conspiracies, and science-denying slope browed outbursts.
Several people who are quite familiar with Rashi, the Rambam, and the Ramban.
Plus thoughtful chaps (of either gender) who have interesting habits.
Sane past-life coworkers, and people into pipes.
Oh, and several sensible co-conspirators, but they were alread vetted in the real world, so there was really scant need to cyber stalk them first.
My own profile is not an open window. If you don't already know me, the only thing visible is two suspicious eyes glaring with malevolence through a crack in the blinds.
No spouse, significant other of any gender, or kids.
Only two actual relatives, mostly inactive.
No religious affiliation.
So I can claim that I am eccentric uncle Bertie at family gatherings, hiding in the library with the bottle of rum and tending to my lizard collection. Won't come out until everyone has left.
Please have a tea tray sent up at four o'clock.
Thank you.
Scoped out a dozen profiles today. All were rejected. Not enough lizards. Or too many.
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Sunday, January 12, 2025
SPARKY THINGS
So my apartment mate wonders if you could runny nose so bad that you dehydrate. I may have mentioned that being a Cantonese American she sometimes is overly dramatic to the point of cheesy theatrics and wailing fake heartache, yes? I have assured her that there have been no recorded instances of that happening ever. Now she says it's a challenge, and she accepts. This in between giddy cheerfulness about mangoes and oranges and no longer getting internet bra commercials. All of this is a testament to coffee and tea.
Which can powerfully prevent drying out.
If employed judiciously.
In my mind I have my own bra commercial, involving the best bra ever! Three cups, in case you need an extra one at times. Or feel bloated during that time of the month.
Just stretch, stuff, and fold.
Or use the extra space for that pack of ciggies you're hiding from your parents.
And your car keys and spare change.
It is possible that both of us may have swilled too much hot beverage today.
This may have overly sparked lobes and cortexes.
Frontal and neo.
As a Dutch American, I am calm and phlegmatic even under the most adverse of circumstances. And not given to dramatic exclamations. Which can powerfully prevent drying out.
If employed judiciously.
In my mind I have my own bra commercial, involving the best bra ever! Three cups, in case you need an extra one at times. Or feel bloated during that time of the month.
Just stretch, stuff, and fold.
Or use the extra space for that pack of ciggies you're hiding from your parents.
And your car keys and spare change.
It is possible that both of us may have swilled too much hot beverage today.
This may have overly sparked lobes and cortexes.
Frontal and neo.
Also, my nose isn't running.
Plus I'm almost four hundred miles away from anywhere near the burning zone.
Even though it's intellectually closer than that, no need to panic.
The painting above was inspired by the wild fires.
As seen from a great distance.
Dehydrate I shall not.
No need to panic.
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FLUFFY THOUGHTS
That first flush of caffeine in the morning starts the process whereby the mind rights intself from nighttime stumbling. I had woken from a dream in which I was researching the use of tak and takat as noun-forming postfixes for the enactant or representative concept of a preceding word -- with tuuk or tukut as the feminine -- in an unknown and probably entirely imagined language. For instance kom, area, becoming komtak (native person, male), komtakat as originality or nativeness, komtuuk for a native woman, komtuluk for the concept of being native or aboriginal to an area. Which simultaneously had me decribing a friend's dog as a fluffy wuwu. From which we can deduce that it's actually a chihuahua and male.
You can see why the mind needs waking up.
It does weird things when still asleep.
And that I dislike that dog.
Unimaginative of me.
Most dreams do not involve blackboards and chalk.
Or neurotic linguistics.
Linguisttak = linguist. Linguisttalak = linguistics.
Linguisttuuk = a female linguist. Linguisttuluk = descriptive linguistics. The dog of my friend comes into it because one person assumed it was an adorable German Shepherd puppy and another thought it was a cute dachshund. I had to correct them.
It's actually a fluffy wuwu, and it's effing repulsive.
Don't ask me why there's a loathsome yippy critter in my language class. It's completely a mystery, more so as the owner of the fuzzy beast was off getting coffee somewhere.
Bad student. Inattentive. Absent.
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You can see why the mind needs waking up.
It does weird things when still asleep.
And that I dislike that dog.
Unimaginative of me.
Most dreams do not involve blackboards and chalk.
Or neurotic linguistics.
Linguisttak = linguist. Linguisttalak = linguistics.
Linguisttuuk = a female linguist. Linguisttuluk = descriptive linguistics. The dog of my friend comes into it because one person assumed it was an adorable German Shepherd puppy and another thought it was a cute dachshund. I had to correct them.
It's actually a fluffy wuwu, and it's effing repulsive.
Don't ask me why there's a loathsome yippy critter in my language class. It's completely a mystery, more so as the owner of the fuzzy beast was off getting coffee somewhere.
Bad student. Inattentive. Absent.
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Saturday, January 11, 2025
INSPIRED BY GREATNESS
My co-worker recaulked the bathroom because senescent old farts are destructive to the fixtures. As it turns out. Which is probably why their nearest and dearest tend to drop them off. One of the reasons. Sanity (destruction of) is another. I now know that the fires in the Los Angeles area were caused by liberal elites. It's a plot to bring down regular Americans, and space age technology was involved. They didn't mention Jewish space lasers or the Rothmans, but I'm sure they would have if they had remembered.
And if two or three of them hadn't been Jewish.
Senile rightwing assholeism doesn't discriminate when it strikes.
It neither respects nor distinguishes among ethnicities.
If you're not sure, it's always "their" fault.
Whichever "them" of the moment it is.
You know, I'm rather glad the great Dutch United East Indies Company no longer exists. Two centuries ago all English speakers were convinced that we were behind everything wrong in the world.
Which in many cases we were. Amongst our many achievements was the occasional and highly justified slaughter of English traders in the Spice Islands. Also the brutal expulsion of the Portuguese from several areas. Regrettably, our siege of Manila to expunge the Spanish blight there was unsuccesful, and attacks on Macao did not result in a cleansing of the place as they should have -- June 24 is consequently a black anniversary -- but I'm still mighty proud of our activities in Asia, Africa, and America.
The V.O.C. and the Dutch Republic demonstrated that unrestrained Dutch mercantile plotting and monopoly imposition can bring immeasurable benefits. At least for us.
Admittedly, Pacific Palisades has no spices of note.
But it's probably still worth burning.
Symbolically Portuguese.
And the locals will benefit enormously from the imposition of enlightened Dutch rule. They always do. Just look at Ceylon, the conquest of Banda, and the benefits of teaching native Americans about scalping for fun and profit, as we did, four centuries ago. Jan Pieterszoon Coen famously said: "Dispereert niet, ontsiet uwe vijanden niet, daer en is ter werelt niet dat ons kan hinderen".
And even though the currently burning "Millionaires' Coast" is in Southern California instead of the Far East, I'm sure that there is a great deal to exploit there. Suffering and profit are always intertwined.
Errm, I mean it's horrific what's happening there, and I feel for those people.
How sad to see your home going up in flames!
A tragedy. Monumental.
Horrific.
That stuff about great Netherlandish rapine and slaughter was just inspired by too much caffeine and a fervent dislike of the repulsive old coots at work. And I may have had too much sugar, too. It does stuff to the head. Sorry.
The suffering is hard to imagine.
Liberal elites.
Horrific.
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And if two or three of them hadn't been Jewish.
Senile rightwing assholeism doesn't discriminate when it strikes.
It neither respects nor distinguishes among ethnicities.
If you're not sure, it's always "their" fault.
Whichever "them" of the moment it is.
You know, I'm rather glad the great Dutch United East Indies Company no longer exists. Two centuries ago all English speakers were convinced that we were behind everything wrong in the world.
Which in many cases we were. Amongst our many achievements was the occasional and highly justified slaughter of English traders in the Spice Islands. Also the brutal expulsion of the Portuguese from several areas. Regrettably, our siege of Manila to expunge the Spanish blight there was unsuccesful, and attacks on Macao did not result in a cleansing of the place as they should have -- June 24 is consequently a black anniversary -- but I'm still mighty proud of our activities in Asia, Africa, and America.
The V.O.C. and the Dutch Republic demonstrated that unrestrained Dutch mercantile plotting and monopoly imposition can bring immeasurable benefits. At least for us.
Admittedly, Pacific Palisades has no spices of note.
But it's probably still worth burning.
Symbolically Portuguese.
And the locals will benefit enormously from the imposition of enlightened Dutch rule. They always do. Just look at Ceylon, the conquest of Banda, and the benefits of teaching native Americans about scalping for fun and profit, as we did, four centuries ago. Jan Pieterszoon Coen famously said: "Dispereert niet, ontsiet uwe vijanden niet, daer en is ter werelt niet dat ons kan hinderen".
And even though the currently burning "Millionaires' Coast" is in Southern California instead of the Far East, I'm sure that there is a great deal to exploit there. Suffering and profit are always intertwined.
Errm, I mean it's horrific what's happening there, and I feel for those people.
How sad to see your home going up in flames!
A tragedy. Monumental.
Horrific.
That stuff about great Netherlandish rapine and slaughter was just inspired by too much caffeine and a fervent dislike of the repulsive old coots at work. And I may have had too much sugar, too. It does stuff to the head. Sorry.
The suffering is hard to imagine.
Liberal elites.
Horrific.
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Friday, January 10, 2025
STRIVE FOR LEGIBILITY
The other day someone posted a question about scripts, left to right, right to left, top to bottom. And illustrated his query with a bit of calligraphy lifted from the internet, which perked my eye. The calligraphy shown was a Tang dynasty era imitation of the 'ti huang soup letter' or rehmania decoction letter (地黃湯帖) by Wang Xianzhi (王献之 344 CE to 386 CE). One interesting thing is the collector seals all over, showing a considerably older script which is still used for sealcarving. In the letter Mr. Wang mentions that his new wife (or concubine) had taken rehmania decoction, which seemed to have cured her ailment (not detailed), but was still having problems sleeping.
Last night I too had problems sleeping.
Which is the only thing we have in common.
Wang Xianzhi is known for his excellence in semi-cursive script, which is more legible than cursive, and quite elegant to the eye. His father Wang Xizhi (王羲之) was also famous for that. Together both Wangs form a peak of the style.
And of course reading up on all this inevitably provided a rabbit hole down which I tumbled, exploring the many side tunnels, which continue over the next few days as time permits. No, the painting above has nothing to do with either Wang or the semi-cursive forms of calligraphy. It merely overlaps in time reading about those. The first computerized brushstrokes were laid on Monday, the last early yesterday evening.
Most of it was done on Wednesday and Thursday.
It's a jungle in here.
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Last night I too had problems sleeping.
Which is the only thing we have in common.
Wang Xianzhi is known for his excellence in semi-cursive script, which is more legible than cursive, and quite elegant to the eye. His father Wang Xizhi (王羲之) was also famous for that. Together both Wangs form a peak of the style.
And of course reading up on all this inevitably provided a rabbit hole down which I tumbled, exploring the many side tunnels, which continue over the next few days as time permits. No, the painting above has nothing to do with either Wang or the semi-cursive forms of calligraphy. It merely overlaps in time reading about those. The first computerized brushstrokes were laid on Monday, the last early yesterday evening.
Most of it was done on Wednesday and Thursday.
It's a jungle in here.
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Thursday, January 09, 2025
A FAVOURITE CEREAL BOWL
A person over on the East Coast postulated that people who did not have a favourite cereal bowl were weird. An extraordinary opinion, with which I must disagree. It is absurd. I do not eat cereal, considering it a vile substance that reflects a severe North American Protestant upbringing and set of cultural biases, plus reminiscent about strange beliefs about the digestive system from over a century ago.
The opinionator in question is a nice orthodox Jewish person. But obviously he has been infected with all of that. And American cereals, being for the most part kosher, were probably happily absorbed in his milieu. Obviously in lieu of the warm toasted bacon, egg, and cheese muffin or breakfast burrito that all the heathen Irishmen around them ate, which didn't exist a century ago when they were surrounded by heathen Irishmen instead of New Jersey.
A friend in that same East Coast environement commented: "They probably don’t even care which coffee cup they use!"
What?!?
"They probably don’t even care which coffee cup they use!"
I am offended to the limits of outrage at that remark.
I am vibrating in my seat. The nerve!
How dare you! Ma'am, I will have you know that the ancestral coffee cup, which I've had forever since I found it one day at a local grocery and kitchen supplies store over fifteen years ago, has been selected over all others regularly. And it will be passed down to my descendants.
Having a favourite coffee cup is a mark of mental stability and a sound intellect.
Whereas a cereal bowl marks one as neurotic and unstable.
A doubtful person, to say the least.
There have been several favourite coffee cups over the years. The one made by Hsin-chuen Lin unfortunately ended up with a cracked handle (probably a minor clump in the clay which destabilized because of heat-stress over the years), the pale avocado green glazed match to the one pictured above collided with the bathroom floor one day a few months after a hospital visit (for a procedure which gave me a brand new lease on life) six years ago, the lovely big broad brilliant grass green cup developed a crack down to the bottom, and my actual current cup is like the one above but narrower, sort of a semi-matte tomato red hue.
These are important details. I repeat: mental stability.
And a sound intellect, very active and sparky.
Cereal bowls can never be thus.
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The opinionator in question is a nice orthodox Jewish person. But obviously he has been infected with all of that. And American cereals, being for the most part kosher, were probably happily absorbed in his milieu. Obviously in lieu of the warm toasted bacon, egg, and cheese muffin or breakfast burrito that all the heathen Irishmen around them ate, which didn't exist a century ago when they were surrounded by heathen Irishmen instead of New Jersey.
A friend in that same East Coast environement commented: "They probably don’t even care which coffee cup they use!"
What?!?
"They probably don’t even care which coffee cup they use!"
I am offended to the limits of outrage at that remark.
I am vibrating in my seat. The nerve!
How dare you! Ma'am, I will have you know that the ancestral coffee cup, which I've had forever since I found it one day at a local grocery and kitchen supplies store over fifteen years ago, has been selected over all others regularly. And it will be passed down to my descendants.
Having a favourite coffee cup is a mark of mental stability and a sound intellect.
Whereas a cereal bowl marks one as neurotic and unstable.
A doubtful person, to say the least.
There have been several favourite coffee cups over the years. The one made by Hsin-chuen Lin unfortunately ended up with a cracked handle (probably a minor clump in the clay which destabilized because of heat-stress over the years), the pale avocado green glazed match to the one pictured above collided with the bathroom floor one day a few months after a hospital visit (for a procedure which gave me a brand new lease on life) six years ago, the lovely big broad brilliant grass green cup developed a crack down to the bottom, and my actual current cup is like the one above but narrower, sort of a semi-matte tomato red hue.
These are important details. I repeat: mental stability.
And a sound intellect, very active and sparky.
Cereal bowls can never be thus.
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Wednesday, January 08, 2025
THE GEESE HAVE SPOKEN!
According to the internet, source of all that is true and goldarn beautiful in the world, Mark Zuckerberg, recipient of a rat penis transplant, and eater of fluffy kittens, died of the horrific complications of syphilis and covid, after lining up all the fact checkers and shooting them, then moving his head quarters to a space alien whorehouse in Texas.
They couldn't write it if it wasn't true.
Texas is doing away with all laws against pedophelia and child labour, because these are Biblical and Jesus approves. And Louisiana has outlawed vegans.
Deportations to Oregon start immediately.
And by the way, Mexico will soon be Southern Texas, and there will be farms for egg-laying reptiles everywhere. They taste just like chicken if you don't need the eggs -- and who, really, needs eggs? They're just a liberal plot -- they're pettable, and they always vote the solid Christian ticket. Unlike the natives, who need to go back to Guatamala.
Also, we should take over Venezuela. They're sitting on our oil and they invaded Kuwait! There is one distinct advantage to taking over Canada and Greenland: no more Republican power in the government ever again. Admittedly they're all variations of Alaskan up there, so probably bigly stupid and inbred, and crazy as loons, but as I understand it liberals are all over the place, and some of them speak French so those are probably the rabid socialists. And they have poutine! That's a plus, right? We can overlook that they invented Hawaiian pizza. Just give us all the poutine and we'll say no more about that.
I've really got to do my laundry today. Everything smells like pipe tobacco.
It is impossible to score the ladies reeking of pipe weed.
And it frightens the little children.
Think of the children.
By the way: That painting shows what the street outside my apartment building looked like two nights ago, when everything was foggy. It's just one of the many reasons people live in San Francisco instead of Texas. That and beer.
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They couldn't write it if it wasn't true.
Texas is doing away with all laws against pedophelia and child labour, because these are Biblical and Jesus approves. And Louisiana has outlawed vegans.
Deportations to Oregon start immediately.
And by the way, Mexico will soon be Southern Texas, and there will be farms for egg-laying reptiles everywhere. They taste just like chicken if you don't need the eggs -- and who, really, needs eggs? They're just a liberal plot -- they're pettable, and they always vote the solid Christian ticket. Unlike the natives, who need to go back to Guatamala.
Also, we should take over Venezuela. They're sitting on our oil and they invaded Kuwait! There is one distinct advantage to taking over Canada and Greenland: no more Republican power in the government ever again. Admittedly they're all variations of Alaskan up there, so probably bigly stupid and inbred, and crazy as loons, but as I understand it liberals are all over the place, and some of them speak French so those are probably the rabid socialists. And they have poutine! That's a plus, right? We can overlook that they invented Hawaiian pizza. Just give us all the poutine and we'll say no more about that.
I've really got to do my laundry today. Everything smells like pipe tobacco.
It is impossible to score the ladies reeking of pipe weed.
And it frightens the little children.
Think of the children.
By the way: That painting shows what the street outside my apartment building looked like two nights ago, when everything was foggy. It's just one of the many reasons people live in San Francisco instead of Texas. That and beer.
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THE IMAGINARY WOMBAT
By now I should know better than to unnecessarily delay my meals. I turn more "emotional" when the blood sugar is low. So when I left the house after shilly shallying all afternoon I was not quite by my right self. Lunch in Chinatown corrected that state, and while heading down Beckett Street I noticed Tat Yee at a nearby tavern, already in his cups. Stuff was being erected on Grant, so I stayed in the alleys until I got to Portsmouth Square, where the wildlife was starting to forage for their evening meal and the elderly card players were diminishing.
A few hours later I returned to Chinatown. The erection on Grant had grown. And because of the warmish nighttime breeze there were more people about, some of them normal, some possibly zombies, and a few shlepping their bedding. Like my father I look more foxy and likeable at this age, which is not entirely a good thing. It attracts unstable people, like zombies and bed-schleps.
My father was lucky in that regard. I still remember the time a very attractive young lady leaned over and asked me "is he your handsomer older brother?"
Umm, no. No, he isn't. In this city, random people attracted to foxes may be entirely screwy. So after the strange white woman on Grant Avenue had tried to engage me in conversation about Republicans, Libertarians, Democrats, and Rand Paul, I calmly informed her that I was a wombat, and craved roots and tubers. Which sadly none of the major parties were promising me and what is this world coming to? The trick is to outcrazy the nutballs, and disquiet them enough that they leave one alone. Which, after my sharing that datum with her, she did, muttering to no one in particular that maybe she should smoke a pipe so that people would listen.
This wombat was at the time that this conversation took place waiting for the bookseller, so that the weekly night time jaunting could commence. Burgers, caffeinated beverages, and a visit to two agreeable drinking holes.
The preambular pipe smoked during the wait takes forty minutes.
Several unstable people approached in that time.
I am a rabid wombat, oh yes.
So, not a fox.
Look, I would not mind in the slightest if a completely sane and likable young lady university graduate shyly approached, to strike up an intelligent conversation with a fox smoking his pipe, but in this city that's hideously unlikely.
Wherefore I am the walrus, I am the eggman, I am a wombat.
Per Wikipedia, Wombats are short-legged, muscular marsupials. Wombats leave distinctive cubic faeces. Wombat teeth lack roots and are ever-growing, like the incisors of rodents. Their diets consist mostly of grasses, sedges, herbs, bark, and roots.
No, I am not going to draw a wombat smoking a pipe. That would be absurd. Pipe tobacco is horribly expensive in Australia, they probably can't afford it.
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A few hours later I returned to Chinatown. The erection on Grant had grown. And because of the warmish nighttime breeze there were more people about, some of them normal, some possibly zombies, and a few shlepping their bedding. Like my father I look more foxy and likeable at this age, which is not entirely a good thing. It attracts unstable people, like zombies and bed-schleps.
My father was lucky in that regard. I still remember the time a very attractive young lady leaned over and asked me "is he your handsomer older brother?"
Umm, no. No, he isn't. In this city, random people attracted to foxes may be entirely screwy. So after the strange white woman on Grant Avenue had tried to engage me in conversation about Republicans, Libertarians, Democrats, and Rand Paul, I calmly informed her that I was a wombat, and craved roots and tubers. Which sadly none of the major parties were promising me and what is this world coming to? The trick is to outcrazy the nutballs, and disquiet them enough that they leave one alone. Which, after my sharing that datum with her, she did, muttering to no one in particular that maybe she should smoke a pipe so that people would listen.
This wombat was at the time that this conversation took place waiting for the bookseller, so that the weekly night time jaunting could commence. Burgers, caffeinated beverages, and a visit to two agreeable drinking holes.
The preambular pipe smoked during the wait takes forty minutes.
Several unstable people approached in that time.
I am a rabid wombat, oh yes.
So, not a fox.
Look, I would not mind in the slightest if a completely sane and likable young lady university graduate shyly approached, to strike up an intelligent conversation with a fox smoking his pipe, but in this city that's hideously unlikely.
Wherefore I am the walrus, I am the eggman, I am a wombat.
Per Wikipedia, Wombats are short-legged, muscular marsupials. Wombats leave distinctive cubic faeces. Wombat teeth lack roots and are ever-growing, like the incisors of rodents. Their diets consist mostly of grasses, sedges, herbs, bark, and roots.
No, I am not going to draw a wombat smoking a pipe. That would be absurd. Pipe tobacco is horribly expensive in Australia, they probably can't afford it.
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Tuesday, January 07, 2025
FOREST, TREES, NATURE MAN
Quoting the fellow that the Red States voted for two months ago, talking earlier today: "Gas heater is much less expensive. The heat is much better, it’s a much better heat. Uh, as the expression goes, ‘You don’t itch.’ Does anybody have a heater, where you go and you’re scratching? That’s what they want you to have, they don’t want you to have the gas where you don’t have the problems of the electric", and "And they want to do ‘no water comes out of the shower.’ It goes drip … drip … drip. So what happens? You’re in the shower 10 times as long, you know?" [End cite] These are very deep waters indeed, Donald. Bigly deep. I fully expect masses of well-thought out commentary from your devotees.
By the way, windmills are a great invention.
Just thought I'd throw that in. "With regard to the forest: When trees fall down, after a short period of time — about 18 months — they become very dry. They become, really, like a matchstick. And they get up — you know, there’s no more water pouring through, and they become very, very — well, they just explode. They can explode."
"Also, leaves — when you have years of leaves — dried leaves — on the ground, it just sets it up. It’s really a fuel for a fire. So they have to do something about it."
"They also have to do cuts. I mean, people don’t like to do cuts, but they have to do cuts in between. So if you do have a fire and it gets away, you’ll have a 50-yard cut in between so it won’t be able to catch to the other side."
"I love California."
------Donald Trump, September 2020
Covfefe.
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By the way, windmills are a great invention.
Just thought I'd throw that in. "With regard to the forest: When trees fall down, after a short period of time — about 18 months — they become very dry. They become, really, like a matchstick. And they get up — you know, there’s no more water pouring through, and they become very, very — well, they just explode. They can explode."
"Also, leaves — when you have years of leaves — dried leaves — on the ground, it just sets it up. It’s really a fuel for a fire. So they have to do something about it."
"They also have to do cuts. I mean, people don’t like to do cuts, but they have to do cuts in between. So if you do have a fire and it gets away, you’ll have a 50-yard cut in between so it won’t be able to catch to the other side."
"I love California."
------Donald Trump, September 2020
Covfefe.
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