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To my great disappointment, the Forty Niners won today, overjoying screaming morons in the back room. Who may have had too much to drink, because elderly Republican yutzes are, as you would expect, intemperate and lack judgement.

They were already unlikable to begin with, but their jaw-clenching constipated reactions to their party losing bigtime in last week's election made them all remarkably more unlikable. Sausalito Smut William has gone completely around the bend, conviced that it was all rigged, which Kash Patel with help from the Russians will prove within weeks.

Just you wait.

Another was picking fights over foreigners, all of whom should be deported.
Which, if it were done, would bankrupt his business.
He himself wasn't born here, btw.


Sometimes I wish I had noise-cancelling headphones.
And a cattle prod. Plus a snazzy riding crop.

Please understand that my dislike of the Forty Niners is entirely because of my exposure to their fanbase. Who irrespective of political affiliation seem to be drunken scum, but those supporters to whom I am most exposed are irredeemable human beings.
As probably are most sports fans.

Also, in my own time I avoid anything and everything having to do with the pursuit of balls. Nothing is quite as boring as a discussion about the team, whichever stupid sport they play, and however cute their star players are. Okay, I'm chuffed that the local ladies basketball or volleyball squad won the championship, but I haven't watched a single one of their games, and do not wish to purchase any of their merchandise.

Their feet are shod in a brand of shoe I have no doubt heard of, but have never bought.
This should not be up for discussion, of course their toesies are covered.
Now kindly shut the intercourse up about it forever.
Stop shouting you morons.



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