THE TRUTHINESS IS OUT THERE

Best line on the internet I discovered today: "I wish Dutch people were real". Which was posted on a page where Brabanders are all reputed to be masturbating anime watchers and many highschoolers are monumental alcoholics. No, I shan't tell you where that page was, as I don't want to further corrupt your already doubtful morals. Suffice to say that there is an element of truth to all of that.


Another key quote: "I'm going to make it easy for you, not because I'm nice, but because you're stupid".


Also, Dutch is a made-up language.

I can confirm the latter. For several years I subscribed to a service that sent me a different Dutch poem everyday written anywhere between the fifteen hundreds to the late twentieth century. Allegedly in Dutch. Often by "poets" who may have ridden bicycles.
Different orthographies and grammars.


Further affirmation of the concept that there actually is no such language is Afrikaans, which deviates from the bollixed-up versions of German cobbled together into a beast called 'Dutch' so severely that it is quite unintelligible, might as well be French good lord, and barely even spoken (!) in the most famous movies produced in the area alleged to be "South Africa": Breaker Morant and Zulu.

SCENE FROM ZULU TO JOG YOUR MEMORY

That bird was trained to tweet the Welsh Nation Anthem.
It took years and shortened its life.
Well worth it.




ADDENDUM: TOTAL FACTUALITY!

And also that patriotic warning which circulated on the internet years ago that United Nations forces (consisting of Dutch military and members of the Hong Kong constabulary) was going to take over the United States and impose a new world order with black helicopters and the Bilderburgers has since been proven completely true. Loyal Americans are being held in FEMA camps, Obama took away their guns, Operation Jade Helm was a resounding success, and the partisans are in the hills.

[From Harry Riley, COL, USA, Ret. in 2014, cite: "Phase 2 – One million or more of the assembled 10 million must be prepared to stay in D.C. as long as it takes to see Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi, and Attorney General Holder removed from office. The senior republican in the US House of Representatives will become Speaker of the House and the US House of Representatives will elect a temporary President and Vice President of the United States. The U.S. Senate will take action to elect a new majority and minority leader. As required, the U.S. Congress will execute appropriate legislation to convene new elections or U.S. States will appoint replacements for positions vacated consistent with established constitutional requirements.
Phase 3 – Those with the principles of a West, Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, will comprise a tribunal and assume positions of authority to convene investigations, recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees to the new U.S. Attorney General appointed by the new President."
Further cite: "A duck cannot be turned into a fox; an elephant cannot be turned into a flea; the laws of nature will not permit. Likewise, a nation ordained and principled by the laws of nature, sovereign, free, with liberty for all cannot naturally become a nation guided by royalty, decrees, tyranny, elitist, self-serving criminals. The former has proven desirable, the latter has proven human pain." And: "OPERATION AMERICAN SPRING will be a gigantic step in removing the flea infestation that is sucking the blood out of America." End cite.]

Apparently Colonel Riley's plans were flummoxed by floods.
Precisely like what happened in Florida recently.
Also, that's why it rained in Paris.
An Olympic warning.



I've learned how to keep a straight face.




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