Tuesday, October 23, 2018

ESCAPE FROM SANCTUARY CITY

They ought to make a video game of it, or leastways a movie. Because it's a tale quite as exciting as the first lunar landing, whose only purpose was to boldly plant the United States flag up there in eternal proof that the Earth is flat and everything belongs to America. America! And it's just as credible as the account of how a journalist ended up dead in an unfortunate verbal tussle with fifteen highly trained law enforcement professionals, and someone yelling over Skype "bring me the head of the dog".


Guess who said this:

"By the way, a lot of people in California don't want them either. They're rioting now. They want to get out of their sanctuary cities. You know, there's a big turn being made, folks. A lot of these sanctuary cities you've been hearing about in California and other places, but California, they want to get out, they're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."


Well, I know that solid Christians like Vladimir Putin, Bibi Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and Morris BoneSaw all love that man, but sometimes what comes out of his mouth is only credible with salt.

"They're rioting"

However as a video game it would be killer. Please imagine violent mobs of swarthy Democrats with guns (thank you, NRA) and blood-sucking atheists, and amidst the chaos our stalwart Ramboesque Republican Hero saving his best girl from liberal lesbian potsmokers by slaughteringing the forces of secular humanism with his all-American made machete, and fleeing a burning urban hell-zone.

Kind of a cross-over between Apocalypse Now and Blade Runner.

And high above it all the Orange Sun inspiring him.

As it rises gloriously in the East.

Washington D.C.

Yuge.





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