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Friday, January 22, 2010

WESTBORO BAPTISTS EN-ROUTE TO CIVILIZATION

A while back I posted about the Westboro Baptist Church visiting certain neighborhoods on the East-Coast. Which was very exciting, and in some ways cleansing.

[http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/09/westboro-baptist-church-planning-anti.html]



NOW IT'S OUR TURN!

The Westboro Baptist Church intends to visit the San Francisco Bay Area next week, and oooooh Nellie! are they steamed.

According to their website, they have a very busy schedule. Over a dozen places that NEED their kind attention, with the sowing of venom and the wheeping and the wailing and the angry vituperating and the gnashing of teeth ........

Should be fun for the entire family.



DATES AND TIMES:
[Lifted (with texts) from the WBC website: god hates fags dot com.]

01/28/2010 12:15 PM - 12:45 PM San Francisco, CA

Contemporary Jewish Museum ...
01/28/2010 1:10 PM - 1:40 PM San Francisco, CA
ADL San Fran style - You liars are leading bros to hell! 720 Market St You got a problem with WBC telling people what the Bible says on the subject of Jesus Christ, the fact that Jews Killed Jesus and that unless they repent of that crime they can NEVER see the Kingdom of Heaven? Too stinking bad. ...
01/28/2010 1:50 PM - 2:20 PM San Francisco, CA
JCC San Fran Style - Jews are Fags Really, 2 True! 3200 California St. WBC will have signs of truth and warning for these rebels who enable sin all around the world! Zionist freaks: It's NOT your land! What did you steal that land for? Give it back! God Hates Thieves! Thou Shalt Not Steal! Thous Shalt Not Kill! Why you tell the fags they're all good? God Hates Fag Enablers. Notice that murders and thieves know they have no moral authority to tell fags they cannot do what they are doing. These modern Jews are like their spiritual forefathers who told the tribe of Benjamin to let Sodomites rule in their land. ...
01/28/2010 3:20 PM - 3:50 PM San Francisco, CA
Lowell High School - SCHMOOZE FOR JEWS? Tell 'em truth! 1101 Eucalyptus Dr. WBC needs to come and show the little brutes what you all have failed to show them - OBEY GOD! ...
01/28/2010 7:20 PM - 8:00 PM San Francisco, CA
Golden Gate Theatre Fiddler on Roof - Your Traditions SUCK! 1 Taylor St WBC has their own little version of the song from this very musical. Traditions! That is what the Lord Jesus Christ focused on, and you know that. ...
01/29/2010 07:25 AM - 07:55 AM Palo Alto, CA
Gunn High School - Two words Kevin Jennings, hollar! 780 Arastradero Rd When you look at the good for nothing youth of California, what do you think? No brains, no truth, no life, no love for their neighbors! Therefore, WBC is determined that each place we go, all the children who you adults have lied to to, get this message: TWO WORDS define Antichrist Obama's "Education Plan", to wit: KEVIN JENNINGS, United States Education Czar. This fag who started GSAs and GLSEN Organizations all across DOOMED america. ...
01/29/2010 08:10 AM - 08:40 AM Palo Alto, CA
Stanford University Hillel - Hillel was pervert & in hell! 565 Mayfield Ave WBC needs to have a few words with these young people because all of the people who ever had any influence over them - LIED! What did you do that for? Why did you lie to those kids. ...
01/29/2010 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM San Francisco, CA
Congregation Beth Israel & Day School - Rabbis Rape Boys! 625/655 Brotherhood Way You pretentious Jews are in BIG trouble, and WBC has the duty - job really - to tell you about it. Once upon a time a Messiah came to this world to redeem the elect children. Although it was in FACT needful for him to die on the cross in order to pay that ransom, that does NOT take the responsibility for His death off of the backs of the Jews. Check it out, you lying hypocrites who pretend you can blame Pilate and the Romans who handed the Lord Jesus over to those brutal, fag Roman officers. ...
01/29/2010 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM San Francisco, CA
Jewish News Weekly of Northern California - God H8s Liars! 225 Bush St., Matthew 23:13 But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in. ...
01/29/2010 11:45 AM - 12:15 AM San Francisco, CA
United States District Court - Justice For NONE, Fag'nablers 450 Golden Gate Ave WBC will enter that cursed land, again, and will step lightly. We are not encumbered with the baggage you all have. ...
01/29/2010 2:10 PM - 2:40 PM San Francisco, CA
Jewish Community High School of the Bay - No Hopes 4 U kids 1835 Ellis St. Listen up, you large group of rebellious BRATS: Obama hates you and will happily slaughter you on the alter of his campaign to become King of the World (do you see him posturing after that Haiti disaster? - forerunner I tell you). ...
01/29/2010 3:00 PM - 3:30 PM San Francisco, CA
George Washington High School - No Jobs For U Kids! 600 32nd Ave. WBC will do our duty to your children and come tell them a few facts, to wit: A) Your parents hate you; B) They and your teachers/instructors have lied to you from a real young age; C) You have no jobs in your future; D) Obama hates you; E) You will eat your babies. ...
01/29/2010 6:50 PM - 7:30 PM San Francisco, CA
The Randall Museum Theatre - Rent - stop lying to each other 199 Museum Way So, you think you can take fire into your belly and not get burned? You uptight white bread brats are putting on a production of Rent, huh? What do you spoiled Richy Rich brats know about having to rent anything? When Obama is done with you idiots, you will really hope you COULD rent something. ...

Source:http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html


My guess is that they won't make even half of their protest-appointments, and that they will loose at least two members to drugs and prostitutes while in San Francisco. Or three, if there are more than ten of them visiting.

If any Westboro Baptists run off to join the circus (or a gay revue), I shan't be a bit surprised - we have that effect on people.

Please note: I did not bother spellchecking this piece before posting it, seeing as over eighty percent of the text here is taken from the Westboro Baptists.
Spellcheck seems rather pointless in some cases, don't you agree?

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By the way - some people have suggested that the very reverend Fred Phelps is actually Satan's younger brother...... and I'll admit that the family resemblance is striking. Still, given that that would mean that unnatural sex between a daemon and rednecked troll could actually yield viable offspring (most of the very reverend Fred Phelps' flock are his 'children' and other blood-kin), I really must smack that rumour firmly down.
In point of fact, there is no Satan, and there are no actual trolls.
There is only Fred Phelps. And that is enough.

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23 Comments:

  • At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can we throw rocks at their entourage? Please?

     
  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Yuck! Shrimp! said…

    Join this group:
    http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

    God hates shrimp.

    Shrimp are an abomination. It says so in the Bible.

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Anonymous 275, 012210, 6:05PM said…

    Shrimp eaters wear garments of mingled fabric too.
    The horror, the horror!

     
  • At 3:33 AM, Anonymous buffoonishly amphibious said…

    Re: Baptist fuckwits running off to "join the circus" while in San Francisco; we do have a Clown College in our fair City (and no, I'm not referring to USF or SF State).

     
  • At 10:24 AM, Anonymous jonathan becker said…

    oh, my, you guys are in for Some Fun. i am like soooooo jealous. give 'em hell!

     
  • At 1:05 PM, Blogger bill said…

    Seriously, the protest at Gunn High school in Palo Alto is a little sensative. They have an active an outstanding Gay/Straight Alliance and the school has been rocked by 5 suicides in the last 12 months including an 19 year old ex-gunn student last Friday Night. From a healing perspective the time probably couldn't be worse. I'm wondering whether there is a way to effectively counter protest, while denying these assholes their media attention.

     
  • At 5:13 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Oh, my, you guys are in for Some Fun. i am like soooooo jealous. give 'em hell!

    Maybe they won't even be noticeable..... we've got a fair number of people who are more competitively loony here.

     
  • At 6:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The indybay anarchist contingent appears to be planning a good old fashioned tire slashing.
    Yawn.

     
  • At 5:54 PM, Blogger Kylopod said…

    When they were around here (B'more) last year, they were singing a song to the tune of Neil Diamond's "America." I think they didn't realize Diamond is Jewish.

     
  • At 12:19 AM, Blogger Spiros said…

    I think they don't realize that Jesus was Jewish.

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think they don't realize that Jesus was Jewish.



    Jesus was a Heretic! Faugh! Double and triple faugh!!! How dare you mention that name in the same breath as the virtuous people of the Westboro Buptiks Church!!!

    Fauhg, I say again! Faugh!

     
  • At 9:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry, that should be 'Westboro Buckets Church'.

    I apologize profanely.

     
  • At 10:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wobbly Buckets (in a) Church.

    Is very holy. Oh bucking yes!

     
  • At 10:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Buckets of .... Shrimp!

     
  • At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Shrimp are born free" (Corinthians, 12:15), "but everywhere enslaved!" (John, 4:03).

    Is very sad. So sad. Alack. Woe.

     
  • At 1:10 AM, Anonymous eh what said…

    "Fauhg"?

     
  • At 7:07 AM, Anonymous Friar Yid said…

    Wow, nothing makes me respect someone's opinions more than seeing them harass schoolchildren and the elderly (seriously, 2 pm on a Thursday at the JCC? The only people there are pre-schoolers and senior aquatics classes. Cowards.)

    I also find it incredibly entertaining that the the pretense for picketing the SF shul is that "rabbis rape boys." I'm sure hearing about her alleged dalliances with bar mitzvah boys would be news to the rabbi, who is an out lesbian.

     
  • At 10:51 AM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Other key thing to remember is that in addition to all the usual mediaeval tropes about Jews, these people just about hate everybody.

    Everyone is an idolater, a heretic, or a homosexual.
    Jews, in their minds, are "fag-enablers" . Because many Jewish groups are onboard with either gay marriage or tolerance towards gays.

    They will also be protesting outside Fiddler on the Roof (Jewish!) and Rent (gay!).

    I am fondly imaging the techno-Indians in a nearby building coming out to smoke.....
    seeing the loonies, and promptly videoing them on their cell-phone for the folks back home in Hyderabad and Delhi - "Ohe, Rajesh-bhai, my friend, very please to be seeing the genuine American pagal-log that are being outside my office.... "

    The polygamists, I hear, intend to counterprotest them. Should be a hoot.

     
  • At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Gandalf the Gay said…

    I doubt that they will be much of a problem, more like 'the street theater of the absurd'.

    Half a dozen loonies with signs that offend 99.99% of the population?
    The only problem is when passing pedestrians decide to whack 'em.... and have to queue for the privilege.

    Besides, unless they have hired a chauffeur-driven limo to ferry them around town, they'll be late for every protest, run into problems parking or busing, and be exhausted by the end of the first day.

    Who knows, maybe they'll stay in town over the weekend to recuperate, ride the cablecars, drink in the sights, enjoy some fine dining........ and take in a show!

    Beach Blanket Babylon is always good.

     
  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger Kylopod said…

    One thing you can say about these folks is that so far they haven't been violent. They aren't scary, just batso. But they have been quite vile, such as holding "God hates fags" signs outside the funeral of Matthew Shepherd or Heath Ledger.

     
  • At 1:53 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Their signs this morning said "the Jews killed Jesus", "Fags can't marry", "God hates Obama", "Fags are beasts", "God hates fag enablers", "God hates you", "It's not your land", "The lord is coming", "God is your enemy", "God sent the quake", "Fags doom nations", "You're going to hell", "Your doom is coming", "God hates Jews", "God hates America", "Mourn for your sins".

    Other signs in evidence: "SFPD Police line do not cross", "God anally loves Phelps", "Upside down sign", and "Dog hates cats".

    Some people tried to 'reason' with them. The rest of us stood around smoking, taking photos, and smiling loopily. We hain't nevur seen setch morrens so close.

    Best smoke break ever.

     
  • At 6:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What a great resource!

     
  • At 11:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From the Merc:

    http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14295757



    "When the Westboro group returned to its rented minivan after the Stanford protest, it found that three of the vehicle's tires had been slashed, said Lisa Lapin, the university's director of communications."



    :- )



    (No. I was not involved in this, but thank you for asking. )

     

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