Monday, February 19, 2007

PAMELA GREENBAUM'S ATTORNEY IS A DOOFUS (THAT IS MY PERSONAL OPINION, MERDE, DO NOT SUE ME!)

Orthomom, who, my readers will recall, managed to hurt poor Ms. Pamela Greenbaum by not rigorously censoring reader-comments on her blog, makes public the affidavit which was presented to the court in support of the motion of discovery.
[See here:
http://orthomom.blogspot.com/2007/02/pamela-greenbaums-complaint-in-her-own.html ]



What particularly caught my eye was the following:

12. This application also seeks a Temporary Restraining Order to prevent the Respondent from disposing of, altering, and/or modifying, records regarding the blog and commenters so that the evidence is properly preserved.

13. This matter is brought on by Order to Show Cause since time is of the essence. Every day that the defamatory material remains on the internet for all to see, Petitioner is harmed and continues to be harmed.

[Source: Orthomom's blog - http://orthomom.blogspot.com/ ]


In short, the lawyer wants a court order to prevent the removal of the material that he avers harms his client every second that it is not removed.


Might I humbly, as a matter of my personal opinion, state that the lawyer is an idiot?


I note further that the battle of wits with the unarmed continues at a good clip - some of the commenters underneath Orthomom's posting about the affidavit are quite precious.
[See here:
http://orthomom.blogspot.com/2007/02/pamela-greenbaums-complaint-in-her-own.html ]


Feel free to jump in, but remember that Ms. Pamela Greenbaum's lawyer will throw poo if you call Ms. Pamela Greenbaum ugly, bigoted, or anti-Semitic. Her lack of ugliness, her disbigotry, and her noncommitment pro or con regarding emotionalized considerations of Jews are now part of the legal record. Or in any case problematic.

You are probably free to opine that Ms. Pamela Greenbaum is a cleverly disguised ten foot tall hairy green space monster (or not), perhaps has tentacles in lieu of eyes (or not), may have a secret fetish for drunken nascar drivers (or not), and trusts a heksher that civilized people would not be caught dead purchasing (or, as a matter of your personal opinion, not).

I also ask you to not get into the habit of thinking of Ms. Pamela Greenbaum as being ugly, bigoted, or anti-Semitic; that would be absolutely inaccurate. Or not.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

FYI
I made an offer to Pamela to send me a picture of herself to prove she is not ugly http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com/2007/02/open-offer-to-pamela-greenbaum.html

Spiros said...

Hell, I'll go you one farther: Pamela Greenbaum's Lawyer (not a bad name for an alt-rock band) is a pettifogging shyster, and if you don't remove this comment from your blog, you may very well be hearing from him.

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