ASS-COVETING IDOLATERS

There is no way in hell I will watch tonight's State Of The Union speech by a venal orange pedophile wearig adult diapers. Instead, I will read about it later. I do not need to see Mike Johnson performing the closest thing to fellatio that teevee will allow. Or rows of applauding monkeys. The best thing we can hope for is that he sharts himself on live television.

Which later Karoline Leavitt will spin as a decisive and appropriate executive act that counters the evil represented by Obama, Biden, and Kamala. If those crooks hadn't destroyed the country he wouldn't have to do that. In Jesus name.

It's genius. Proves he was sent to save us.

The Dow is over fifty thousand! That's what we should be talking about!


This is probably the decade in which America discovers a love for guillotines.


And maybe by the time that finally happens, several failed states of the union will have been reabsorbed into Mexico. Like Texas, Arizona, and Oklahoma. Plus Arkansas. Utah too, but it's actually too far north, and filled with weird cultist freaks, so they may not want it back.

The State Of The Union Speech is, very likely, the closest thing to a Kid Rock halftime show that many people will see. Bloviation, and Adderall fueled insanity. Glitter. Adulatory excess. Hero worship. Outright lies and ambiguous statements. Oh, it will be fabulous!

Passionate applause and later lines of cocaine on toilet seats.
Kash Patel will fly in on an FBI jet, with his girlfriend.
Kristi Noem displays her puffed-up lips.
Christianity triumphs.

It will be very white.


A new wave of righteous persecution of disagreeable foreign elements in the ice-tea drinking belt will be announced by preachers, foxmouths, and conservative blowhards in the usual parts of the country, and influencers will announce the second coming.

The men's hockey team will offer Trump their medals.
Which he will graciously accept.



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