A GIRAFFE AND A BANANA

Our president has taken another cogitive test to prove that he isn't senile as all git out and rapidly decomposing with late stage dementia. The doctors are amazed, they've never seen anything like it. It's fabulous! It's huge! Nurses screamed in joy as the starkers fool correctly identified a giraffe as a giraffe. A steampowered giraffe! Banana for scale.

To cross this aircraft carrier you must first answer me these questions three ere the other side you see.


Back in June, as part of my yearly check-up, I correctly remembered banana, sunrise, chair after ten or so minutes. So I'm presidential material. You've never seen anything like it.


They should have asked him his name and favourite colour too.

Fox News, of course, is claiming this as a moral victory. As are the department of homeland security and health and human services. After all, Osama Bin Laden can't remember those three things, OR recognize a giraffe (true). And unlike Trump, Zohran Mamdani calls every female relative or member of his social group, even random giraffes, an auntie.

MAGA of course goes into fits of ecstatic adulation everytime Trump has another brainfart, of course. This gave them a true 'come to Jayzus' orgasm it was so brilliant! The stupendosity of it! They've never been able to recognize a giraffe! There are no giraffes in the red states! Them lousy democrats wouldn't allow it!

There is no giraffe in this picture. Because I haven't seen a giraffe in oh like forever. Giraffe's, unlike monkeys or bears, never break out of the zoo and mingle with us common folk in city parks damned snobs. They think they're better than us.

It's my constitutional right to see a giraffe.


Three things to remember. This is a ballroom. That is a Japanese Prime Minister. Giraffe.


If I'm elected president, there will be giraffes everywhere.
The price of giraffes will go down 1000% percent.
Giraffes for every Christian in this country!


My two boys eat over twenty bananas each week, tell you what.
AOC and Jasmine Crockett couldn't do that!
Because they're black.


Giraffe!



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