THE PICK-UP TRUCK UNIVERSE

Please do not mention "climate change". That's a liberal term invented by the Chinese to force Americans into buying German cars. Fact. And the good people of Florida having recognized that sneaky attack on Christian values banned the term, along with everything else that smacks of non-Christian values, like homosexual, gender, truth, civil rights, scientific, peanut allergy, and representative democracy.

But the term alligator is still good, though.
Nothing is better than alligator.
It's American!


An alligator snapping at the heels of a Yankee or Mexican is the most Florida-loving anti-woke image there is. Tastes just like Key Lime Pie and grits!


Given the high degree of bonkers in the news these days, I dread coming back home later and catching up on my doomscrolling. What strange Magat fantasies will I discover? What sugar-coating of insane rightwing ranting by all the Republican stalwarts, apologists, and Alaskan dingbat Lisa Ann Murkowski?

Back in my day, son, we had only one dingbat from Alaska.
Both Republican Veep material AND trailer trash.
A very multi-talented Christian woman.
She could see Russia!

Now there's a flood of dingbats from nearly every state in the union. Too much competition. They all have to out-dingbat each other just to stay in the news.

So far, Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Mississippi, and Texas are heading the pack as most dingbat-friendly states.

Each one of them is unique. And very American.

Huzzah.



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