KIND WORDS ABOUT OTHER PLACES

LIke everybody, this blogger has immense respect for the State of Florida. Which still exists. Despite the efforts of its governor, officials, and general populace, to wipe it deservedly off the map. Not to disparage their efforts, but literacy is still above forty percent, the number of people infected with venereal disease below forty percent. Rates of inbreeding are unknown, but presumed to still be lower than Louisiana. Neck and neck with Alabama.
Despite that, however, congenital idiocy is fairly common.
As is demonstrated by the many news articles.
About the exploits of Florida man.

It's as if they're all aliens trying to remember that they have to act human.

That said, things are going to get a whole lot worse there. They've decided to create a giant mosquito breeding ground right in the middle of the swamp, called Alligator Alcatraz. There are any number of illnesses spread by mosquitoes, but the one most likely to make a humongous impact is probably Dengue.

So I'd advise people likely to be accidentally incarcerated there or the politicians visiting for a publicity photo-shoot, for the benefit of their trailer trash voting base, to apply massive doses of insect repellent, in hopes that enough of it will wash off during rainstorms to kill every bug within a ten-mile radius.

Let us assume that the armed goons guarding the place are far too stupid to notice a mass outbreak, even if a few of them fall sick and die. They'll just assume that it's the food, which is likely to go bad within hours in that climate, and some of the staff are from Arkansas and can't spell salmonella, escherichia coli, or campylobacter. Or soap.

Things are slightly better in many other places in the red states. Still scandalous inbreeding and casually spread diseases, but not quite so hot, wet, and flat, and consequently far less likely to wash away because of climate change and a rise of sea-levels.

There are still some libraries without bookbans there.
Also, reputedly, people who can spell.



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