OLD AGE REGRETS

It's been over four days since I heard Jeff vociferating about Zohran Mamdani, and I still can't get over his petulant retired civil servant rightwing dildo-head whining. He is, supposedly, an educated man. A university graduate. So why does he always sound like a redneck grampa bitching that his spoon isn't right? A senile old fart bellyaching that those people are using the municipal pool again?

He's my age. Took early retirement. Not a damned day too soon.
An ex-New Yorker, though he's always lived in California.
He didn't like the "rent's too darn high" candidate.
Though Jewish, he doesn't like Jews either.
Tends toward an Irish cop mentality.

He's a stereotype of horrid stereotypes.

He'll be the first person to tell you that he doesn't hate anybody and has no preconceived biases. That he is, in fact, at heart a liberal.


Unlike most of the repulsives in the treehouse, he actually reads occasionally. Real books too. Judging by his torment of the subcontinental, he really dislikes Indians, not the Iranians, blacks, Asians other than the anticommunist virago he married, and Eastern Europeans who aren't Putin. He never says anything good about them, though at least he's been well-trained and actually never talks about them. But that Muslim Communist Radical anti-American really gets his goat. Besides the hippies running San Francisco, the bastards.

He's a lot like me. Same number of limbs, eyes, ears. Breathes methane rarely. With a body that's approximately 60% water, plus oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus, and traces of potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, & magnesium.
The resemblance is striking!


The main difference between me and him is that I am all sweetness and light, with good cheer and warm fellow-feeling toward everybody. A veritable paragon of humanity.


Jeff says "there ought to be a law". Which there is, and he really should know that.
But perhaps during his years as a civil servant he ignored it.
Probably shouldn't apply to people he dislikes.
You know, those people.



Yeah, okay, I'll admit that I dislike most of the world, especially my fellow Americans who voted for the orange pustule (and the parts of the country where they live, and all their personal habits, alleged cuisines, inbred relations and religions), but that's normal.
Screw them. I'm still all sweetness and light. Trust me.



==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================