NOT TO SPEAK ILL OF THE LIVING

Two of the most irritating people I know have gone to Los Angeles for the weekend: the cantankerous bigoted whining suburbanite and the rabid bald pit viper, who is also a bigot. They've gone together. I presume their spousal nasty halves also went. Both gentlemen are Jewish, but quite unobservant and ignorant. Amei ha aretz in gonzen. So the chance of them being in a pesach hotel for the duration are slim. But in consequence, the discussion among the turnips in the backroom has not been overloaded with venom, boruch Hashem.
They should go off on these little unholy get togethers more often.

Everyone else should have a zisn un gebentshte chag ha heruteinu.
Them? They probably don't even know it's pesach.

They stretch my ability to not engage in lashon hara to the max.
Like any Dutchman, lashon hara is my milk and honey.
Please imagine the torture of their presence.
And how heavenly this absence.

It is much more peaceful in that backroom than normal. The subcontinental gentleman has no one to fight with. Well, other than the crazy Hibernian, but without whiny man and rabid baldy there, there is little to set them off. That which might hit the fan is not being disturbed.

By the way: almost nothing serves so well as a reminder of the sojurn in Egypt as a nice pack of Camel Cigarettes.

More rabbis smoke Camels than any other cigarette. In a repeated nationwide survey, rabbis all over the country, in all denominations, were asked "so, what cigarette do YOU smoke, rebbi? Yes, not surprisingly, more rabbanim prefer the smooth rich taste of Camels to any other cigarette.

Why don't you try Camels for a month, to see what a good tasting cigarette means for your smoking enjoyment?


Truthfully, I esteem ALL my quarrelsome poxy bastard balding degenerate fellow Americans. As much as is humanly possible. I bear them nothing but "Christian" goodwill.

It takes all kinds to make a compost heap.



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