NOT COOL DEVIANTS

Let us not speak of the anunnaki. Those being ancient middle-eastern supernatural entities often in conspiracy theorizing identified as ancient aliens who brought mankind fire, religion, pyramid building technology, and yeast for making beer and bread. Which one of the people in Marin wishes to discuss in great boringly repetitive detail but thank heavens (!) didn't get very much chance to do today.

If I can get through the working day tomorrow without hearing about any of that my life will be complete. Well, nearly complete. Somewhat. A little bit complete. Okay, that's a low standard for completion, but it will still be rather good.

What this really means is that there are some people you don't want to go for a walk in the forest with. Not because they might do something unspeakable, but because they will open your virgin ears to a whole berserk world of madness that you didn't want to know about and instantly recognize as such Mill Valley hooey that even pot-smoking hippies would open their eyes and mutter "um bad trip man. So not far out".

This is fuelled by strong coffee plus Honduran and Nicaraguan cigars.

Also, obviously, apple cider vinegar.
Which the anunnnaki brought us.


So on my right I have someone talking about all the inspiring slaughter and rapine in the Old Testament, and to my left a roomful of petulant whiny farts castigating China while praising the orange dungboy and his pet freak Musk. In all honesty, either discussion would have been better or more tolerable if done in a fake Swedish or Subcontinental accent.

Seriously. I'm thinking Swedish Chef here.

Instead of a mutant fartbabble inferno.

Hurdy gurdy. Mørk mørk mørk!




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