KANSAS REPUBLICANS AND GENITALS

Recently Kansas Republicans have come out of the closet and demonstrated that they are fascinated by the female crotch. They've decided that girls wishing to participate in sports, from kindergarten through college, must prove that indeed they are girls. Either by genital examination -- presumably by a card-carrying Republican -- or by showing a birth certificate.

Considering that gender surgery strives to make the reconstructed area as normal and natural as possible, this suggests that they have experience in these matters.
Kansas Republicans have a lot of exposure to pre-teen girls.
Which, naturally, raises questions.

And surely everyone realizes that Kansas Republicans are a bunch of bloody perverts who should be forcefully stopped if they come within a mile of any school containing girls, and if necessary, shot. They are unhealthily obsessed twisted individuals, probably Christian, with unnatural fantasies and uncontrollable urges.

The main reason Dorothy left Kansas is that it's south of absolutely nowhere, and Kansas Christians have a fascination with girls genitals. Which are probably the most interesting thing there is in Kansas. Depraved crotch-watching freaks.


How can anyone even stand Kansas?



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