There are preachers in this great country of ours who search the internet for Sunday Sermon material. They are desperate to compete with today's Christian Luminaries like Trump and Bachman. They have to come up with something. Their parishioners are demanding e-phone ports and rechargers in the pews.
Rest assured, fierce kindly men of God.
THIS BLOG HAS TWENTY TWO PERCENT MORE JESUS!
What that actually means is that I have mentioned the founder of your faith far more than the second coming, which is Trump (Michele Bachmann stands in for Mary Magdalene).
I love Christians, I really do. And they improve the real estate values, why, they benefit almost any neighborhood. Just think of what they'd do for the Midwest and The Deep South!
Except Texas. Texas has oil.
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