Sometimes the mature man has to wait until the female person who lives in the room next door has finished using the bathroom. It is the gentlemanly thing to do, especially when you consider that she has to go to work today, and I don't.
Even though her dawdling is sheer torture.
A gentleman keeps it all inside.
Self-control, boyo.
A THOUGHTFUL HOP, SKIMP, AND JUMP
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZnO893hTs.]
I had great gobs of hot sauce yesterday.
Then a huge bowl of icecream.
But am I panicking?
Hoo hah!
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