Given that I come into contact with the public regularly, despite my own best instincts, there are times when surprising things occur. Things that convince me that a somewhat sizable number of my fellow human beings have strange mental kinks that need ironing out, or are in fact quite staggeringly batsh*t crazy.
I hesitate to call all of them "my fellow human beings".
Some of them are from Planet Freakazoid.
Only briefly passing through.
Aliens.
They're probably waiting for the mother ship.
That would explain an awful lot.
The other day someone informed me in all seriousness "with your lovely accent and diction, you really should be doing porno films".
Well all-righty then. I wasn't expecting that.
"You should be in porno!"
Not infrequently people will advise me that I should do voice-overs, or books on tape, or even go into radio or commercials.
Porno films.
Wow.
And 'what on earth?!?'
I thanked her nicely for the compliment.
I'm fairly certain it was meant as such.
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