Wednesday, January 27, 2016

CLEANLINESS IS SLIGHTLY SIDEWAYS OF GOOFYNESS

I will not do laundry today. Because I don't feel like it. I washed my underwear recently and have enough April fresh stuff to last another week. If it rains then, I will stink. By eleven in the morning the air is grey anyhow, and no one in Marin will notice. That's four days a week.

The persistent odour of tobacco smoke malforms all senses.

And I am a stubborn old grumpus.

Deal with it.


"His stubborness is like a thick layer of stiffened crisco and sugar icing over the unappetizing Safeway sheet cake that is his Asperger syndrome."


I am more socially adept than some. My subjects easily change, and the thought-processes do not go into automatic pilot. Bomber pilot.
Though last night I did, as usual, drone on and on and on.

I am not your father, I do not have all the answers.

But I do have some mighty fine theories.

In a few of which I am vested.



Unless informed otherwise, assume neurotic retention.




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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unless informed otherwise informed, I shall assume an aminal-like smell. Barely improved by a lingering reek of tobacco.

The back of the hill said...

Try that the other way around; a heavenly aroma of resinous leaves, barely lessened by an attractive feral cologne.

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