My apartment mate reminded me that Americans eat strange stuff. Something which I thought I knew already, but as it turns out, it's far worse than I suspected.
Kale cupcakes. Broccoli cupcakes.
Green tea icing cupcakes.
Kombucha cupcakes.
Plus "organic" gluten-free vegan all of the above.
Thank heavens none of that has been combined with Sriracha hotsauce, but it's just a matter of time before some bourgeois dingleberry does so.
I despair for modern society.
You folks are weird.
Fortunately there is chocolate pudding.
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Wouldn't you need sriracha, just to get one past your nose?
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