LAGNIAPPE: 101 USES FOR COW AND CHICKEN

I know you love the fat naked red guy just as much as I do. And you understand that, as he and yours truly have so much in common,
people often confuse us with each other.

It's hard being a mistaken celebrity.

Ooooooooooooooh.

Zesty.


IT BLINKS!


[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9M8hE6V01I#t=163.]


The resemblance is... striking!


AAAAAAARGH!


[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-CHTCFYnfM.]


What's the matter, Pumpkin?
You've never seen anyone but-walking before?


WAX MY LIP AND CALL ME GRANDMA!


[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSVBC7vOCTc.]


Strip-mining.
It's the next big thing after pole-cat dancing.



Uh. Thank ah yooooooou.




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