GRITS AND TOFU

Like most Americans, I have a list of people who should be peacefully retired from public service and thereafter kept away from their desks, and possible Twitter. Extremely brutally. Naturally I shall not divulge who they are. But it substantially overlaps everyone else's list. Except for the soybean and cornfarmers who are being bankrupted by current government policies, which they voted for, as well as the bastards whom they staggeringly still support, cheer on, adulate, and of whom they slavishly lick body parts.

Cheers of 'America, America' proudly ring out over the Midwest, where in the next twelve months farms will be repossessed by faceless banks, rural hospitals will close, and many people will resort to cannibalism, church sanctioned.

Large parts of The South too.

Note to Mike Johnson: Louisiana has top notch numbers for crime, syphilis, and illiteracy. Kudos. You might want to avoid Thanksgiving dinner at home this year.
Stay in the swamp, it's safer.

Most states are shitholes. All of the red states are.

Fortunately, I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, where we have extremely low rates of inbreeding, outright stupidity, and drunken trailer park violence, compared to many other places in this country (see aforementioned red states). We're certainly not Texas.
We are also rather less likely to be hit by tornadoes and hurricanes.

In addition, we no longer have Elon Musk.

So we're ahead of the game.


As further icing on the cake, our public officials are far less likely to take RFK Jr. seriously, or advocate swimming in sewage (which might cure lice and pediculosis pubis, so Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Lousiana, Mississippi, and Texas, kindly take note), and have never recommended bleach enemas for autism or covid.



It drizzled here in SF a few times this week. The temperatures have been mellow, very pleasant. The food is excellent, we have many fine restaurants, no Fox News reporters infesting the place, and unlike New Orleans and Miami, no drug-addicted rapists from Arkansas puking their guts out in public places. Fortunately, hotel rates are sky-high.
So y'all can't come. Take a cruise in the Gulf of America instead.


NOTE: Norovirus, gangrene, polio, and measles, all benefit from apple cider vinegar.
Why, it's miraculous. Also cures covid. Try it, you'll be delighted.
And you will smell ever so much better!
No more hallitosis!



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