THE BEASTLINESS

One of the people who wanders in at work on occasion believes herself/himself to be a witch. Personally, I believe that he/she is an elderly hippie and would have benefitted from decades of therapy as well as pills, but far be it from me and besides it's in Marin County, so I am just mighty glad that the person in question is not a raging Karen. Apparently one or two items in our space give off bad vibes.

Oh dear. Have you considered carrying crystals around?
They might counteract the negative stuff.
Or at least weigh you down.
Several pounds.


There were over a dozen screaming sportsfans huffing and hooting in the backroom. I am rather pleased I did not have to clean up after they finally finished and left.
I'm not surprised that the neurosurgeon stayed away.
A very wise choice, in foresight.

The Forty Niners won, but I was supporting the Seahawks.
As I sporadically made clear to them.
By fan-type hooting.

But most of the time I tried to stay away and letting them foam and scratch by themselves, as to be perfectly frank all sports leave my stone cold, and I'm actually completely disintersted in the local team. When I'm in next I will just make sure that Jeff knows that today's victory was pure dumb luck. And they've used up all their luck for the year. The next few months are going to suck. Big time, boy! Very very big time.

Jeff is the whinging kvetchy one. He retired nearly a decade ago and has intellectually turned to cabbage. He approves of everything Trump has done, is doing, and has yet to do.
And he disapproves of foreigners. Very much.

I don't know what he thinks of me, given that I have an accent, and I shan't ask, because it will not make the slightest difference in my opinion of him.
And his favourite team sucks.


Go Seahawks!


During football season it's a zoo in there.
Perhaps I should bring in bananas.
Or maybe carrion.



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