RABBIT RABBIT JANUARY 2026

Rabbit rabbit. Which is good luck, and the correct way to start the new month. And today being January first, many people are undoubtedly waking up with hang-overs regretting the things they did last night. That attempted hook-up with the two trashed blondes. The line of white powder with the cigar-smoking techno-lawyers. The offer to buy both the woman and her daughter. Or, if they're female, the panty incident. The champagne-drenched tee-shirt contest. The non-vegan food and gluten-rich pizza with rabbit meat.
The bottle of single malt stolen from the hotel bar.


One out of ten business-school graduates will wake up in jail-cells because of what they did last night. On camera. Both indoors and in a public place with friends they didn't know.

Was it worth it?

Well, it won't look good on your résumé. Best obfuscate if asked. You were forced to do that. There was a man with a gun. Or holding the keys to the executive washroom and you really had to pee. Jesus spoke to you. It made America great again.

It was a group-building exercise.

The Venezuelans!

Rabbit rabbit. Saying rabbit rabbit is rather old-school, waspy, East-Coastian. Sort of English. Although one of the people I know who also has the custom is of Bengali ancestry, another is Chinese American, and a third one is Ashkenazi. Good people. Solid.


One of the rabbit rabbit people always does an illustration of rabbits enjoying cups of coffee on the first day. I decided that, as I am a pipe smoker, my rabbits would have briars.
Whether they enjoy Virginia Perique compounds or Balkans is up to them.


Rabbit rabbit.



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