Thursday, December 17, 2020

WHY UMBRELLAS ARE ESSENTIAL

A facebook memory from several years ago, which still holds:

I don't see colour or gender, I only perceive threatening amorphous blobs with fuzzy outlines, unless they are less then five feet away, in which case I start screaming, and trying to hit them with my umbrella, especially if they are on public transit, because I need my own karma-realm, bitches.

Don't you dare question my choices.
It's a philosophy and a life-style.


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