The consensus is clear: white boys shouldn't rap. Just don't do it, y'all are lousy, and ain't got rhythm. Stop. Fools. Especially the bros from Sales or the Marketing Department. And when I say "consensus", what I mean is myself and the bookseller. Plus, probably, every single Chinese person in the bar -- the pot head ("most dangerous man in Chinatown") wasn't in the place -- including the hairdresser and tough little sister.
Yeah, somebody died and left us in charge.
And all of y'all just ain't fly.
These two tunes particularly:
MEDINA
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vRZxBwiIjQ.]
POINTDEXTER!
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw.]
If someone said y'all were "scrubs", you should have taken it to heart.
This one, you can have:
JAPANESE ARMY
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENjmjTPGSw.]
It's perfect for your stormy jackboot of whiteness.
You sing, we hear Kansas and Ohio.
All cornfed and wet.
Auntie (姑媽 'gu ma'; father's older sister) is also tired of your screaming.
She's probably never heard the expression 'agida', but she instinctively knows that you are it.
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