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HELLO, FRIENDS, I WANT YOUR MONEY!
Just your funds, the entire bank account. Not your mom, younger sister, or your girlfriend -- she's the tubbums with the pudgy pudding ponem, right? The woman person wandering around with the wine cooler, the halter top, the stupid expression on her face that betrays a lack of brain, the speed-sores on her arms and groin, and ten thousand pound of extra karma primarily in jowls and thighs -- just your money.
Recently I was in a position to see fellow humans of a younger generation in action. I did not like it.
Back in my day there was a greater difference between sucking face and eating pizza. It wasn't just a question of which is hotter and zestier.
Two distinctly different categories of experience.
Please do not confuse me with a slab of pepperoni.
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