Wednesday, August 06, 2014

GRELZAKIAN TOADCULT: COMING SOON

"We are few in numbers, but trust me, we are planning all the time. A day will come when you will bow to our meshune beleifsystem, puny human!"
This, as you would expect, was a message from a believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who is manifestly damned and going to hell (a place where Wasps cook pasta!) for his heretical perversions.


Because, as every rational person instinctively knows, the only true faith is the Grelzakian Toadcult.


His prophet Zerblat was sent here for our salvation.

I am a missionary in this sacred task.

Of spreading truth.


Believe!



ROASTED BLERFNIKS!!!


Have a happy Thanksblornik, babies.




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