It's larger than your average rat, more intelligent than a guinea pig or teapartier, extremely social, and furry to the touch. As well as being remarkably and deliciously edible, if you are a black-footed ferret.
And, judging by the video below, prairie dogs are also capable of co-opting cats into their scheme to rule the universe.
The cats have a key role.
FUZZ BALL TONGUE SLAVE
[Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWbxTLIBrRY.]
That's over three minutes of cat licking prairie dogs.
Three minutes! That cat must really like the taste of fur.
Crap, I can't even get someone to lick me for ONE second.
Not that that was ever my intent.
No, I don't lurk around the washrooms in shopping malls extending a shapely fur-covered leg for curious people to lick. Nor do I go door to door asking folks if they can spare a moment to kiss my calves.
I am not a prairie dog trolling for cat.
Trust me.
Stupid animals.
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