Sunday, April 06, 2014

TALK TO A REAL LIVE HUMAN

Just zapped over a dozen spam comments. Boys, you're not even trying. If you are going to post a worthless spammatic contribution, please make it worthwhile.


Checklist for commenting:


1) Do you have something relevant to say?

Urls to loansharks and real-estate speculators are not relevant.

2) Can you say it in a human version of English?

French or Japanese just don't count. Sorry.

3) Are you human?

This blogger discriminates against machines. My calculator weeps in the corner, because I don't pay it any attention. It is alone. It feels abandoned. My neglect has given it issues.


Fairly simple, right?



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