SUPPORT YOUR TEAM!

As you read this, the Spanish and Portuguese Italians are fighting it out over tuna salad El Copa Mundial the Eurotrash Euro Cup.
So, to laud that momentous event, which will be decided in favour of the winner, I’m honouring Canada, which isn’t in this match.
Or any match. Canada and soccer aren’t really sympatico.
Real men play hockey. Soccer is for benders.
Sorry, I mean European "heroes".
Whatever.


HELLO SAILORS!


[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvopEMKAnCM&feature=related.]


I don't know. It's just a cool song. Better than those chest-thumping hymns the Euries have been singing while they fight in the stands. Plus it's in English, so people can understand what they're singing about. To me, all those European anthems sound like Kraut war songs. Crap about shining helmets, proud farmers, and butterflies.
The Hindenburg, the Hohnfriedberger, and Infants of the Patriarchy.
Followed by unintelligible monkey sounds.
Europe is a ruddy jungle, eh.
Wolf Island.


Please note: No Europeans were harmed in the making of this post. We tried, but the bastards were all watching wanky men poncing around a lawn kicking a tiny little ball.

Oh well. May the best man win. Best men.
Hairy gits in short pants.
Enough said.



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