I was outside on the sidewalk having a smoke.
And I thought: "that's an ugly woman".
Then I thought: "no, that's an ugly man."
"With a bad haircut."
After that I came back inside.
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The first thought that crossed my mind: could it have been Eliyahu hanavi on his way to help the poor?
Happy May Day, comrade!
heh, we have a Pat here, too.
S/he walks by several times a day, then walks the other way carrying a LARGE soda.
I've often wondered what kind of lifestyle s/he leads, that requires such frequent and copious refills.
Bad Cohen believes that whatever his/her sex/gender/identity, s/he would benefit from a shave and a bra.
Tzipporah, that would apply to 'orignal Pat'.
This is another Pat. Both a need for a shave anda need for a bra would improve this one.
Sort of Pat versus anti-Pat.
"Collect the set. Put them on your mantle-piece. Watch a howling door into another dimension open up where your fireplace used to be."
that would apply to 'orignal Pat'.
Should be: original Pat (the local one, not the national one).
This city has perhaps more 'Pat' than almost anywhere else. It must be the weather.
Sounds like the s/he who constantly comes into my store to browse ten minutes before closing time, despite the fact that we are open 12 1/2 hours a day, 13 1/2 hours on Fridays and Saturdays.
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