There are several justifications for things which a member of the party for which you didn't vote approves of which make you wanna....
You've heard these justifications so often that you are heartily sick and tired of them, aren't you? In fact, you can probably make a list of them.
Now you don't have to - Dov Bear did the heavy thinking for you - and you should visit his site ( http://dovbear.blogspot.com/ ) just to say howdy.
Here, with modifications, is what he came up with:
1: What's good for dot dot dot is good for America.
2: The Bible permits it.
3: You know, Clinton had sex with an intern.
4: White-collar crime? It's not a crime if no one gets beaten.
5: Dot dot dot isn't responsible for the business practices of its subcontractors.
6: The founding fathers did it too.
7: How does changing that help the economy?
8: Family values!
9: 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11!
The original post is here:
http://dovbear.blogspot.com/2005/11/just-awful.html
Learn this list. Internalize it. When someone excuses whatever the regime did, you can finish their sentence for them. Think of how much time you'll save!
And, with some minor changes (for instance, item 3 - New version: "Shrub had sex once, too"), you will be able to use it during the next regime. If there is one.
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PS I: Katieb is responsible for number eight. (http://www.katieb.org/)
PS II: Excuse number nine covers everything. Everything. Everything. To anyone who accuses me of merely copying the cleverness of someone else, just let me say 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11!
6 comments:
Oh, you, too, liked this? I forwarded it to my father.
I can't think of any other excuses that get repeated the way these do.
Especially 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11!
One would almost think that 9-11! is part of the family values thing.
Of course. It's especially a value for children between ages 9 and 11. (White children, of course. Not them damn' furriners from Iraq, who blew up the World Trade Center.)
Langzaam, langzaam, verovert Dov Bear the back of the hill.
Back of the hill is an absolute heretic and nobody should read his writings.
Anybody that reads this will be reading apikorsish garbage.
This is BITTUL TORAH.
芸能人のプライベートな流出画像など、色々なヤバい写真も見れる。無料登録で思う存分楽しんで下さい
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