KING'S GLOOP

As you would expect, well-known author Stephen King is not only America's most insightful political commentator, but also a gourmet. His recipe for what to feed your kids in the basement when the wife is away is, deservedly, a classic.


STEPHEN KING'S LUNCH GLOOP

CITE:
"My kids love this. I only make it when my wife, Tabby, isn't home, She won't eat it, in fact doesn't even like to look at it."

2 cans Franco American Spaghetti (without meatballs).
1 pound cheap, greasy hamburger.

Brown hamburger in a large skillet. Add Franco American spaghetti and cook till heated through. Do not drain hamburger, or it won't be properly greasy. Burn on pan if you want - that will only improve the flavor. Serve with buttered Wonder Bread."

This is Michelin level.

Yum yum. I can just hear the lipsmacking right now.


Mind you, I've never eaten Franco American spaghetti. So I need to purchase some specialty canned food. I wonder if they have that at Trader Joe's. Also, I would use ground pork, and some chopped garlic. Plus I think this would be really stupendous with Sriracha chili sauce. The only thing that's doubtful is the buttered Wonder Bread -- does that brand even still exist? -- but ghee-drenched naan would be an adequate substitute.

I shall feast like a king.



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