Monday, November 09, 2026

WHAT'S FOR DINNER

It very much looks like the MAGA crowd are now bloodily eating each other. They've already devoured their children and their kinfolk, now it's time for some high fat content mature meat. Bon appétit, guys, very richly deserved. Just remember, the Netherlanders are ahead of you. Their Magaites ate the Grand Pensionary (prime minister) back 1672. It was, for many years, the highlight of patriotic gustatory praestation. You folks will need barbecue sauce, because Republicans live off garbage, in addition to widows, orphans, and lost people on the highways. Or innocent High school kids that stumble into their trailerparks.

While you are at it, do Fetterman too.
He's irrelevant at this point.
Way past his prime.

There is a long list of other rightwing hacks and crypto-fascist that you can put on your menu, and the chances that it's rife with spelling errors because many of you hosebags are stupid and damned well illiterate are incredibly high. Don't bother attempting wine pairings, all of it goes well with Budweiser, Coors, and Michelob, and the Australians and Europeans aren't shipping you losers wine anyhow. Not that you could afford it.

Happy hunting. Thanksgiving is coming up.

By the way: hot sauce was invented by foreigners.
So you lot shouldn't have any.
Also by the way, for any foreigners thinking of traveling to the United States, both Jeepers Creepers and The Maze are actually documentaries. Avoid everything between New York and The San Francisco Bay Area. The food in the interior is "dubious".

You won't believe what they've done to pizza.



It's time to think about heading out for lunch. I should eat well today, because tomorrow's schedule has a doppler scan of the right lower extremity on it in the afternoon, which means that I will be outside this part of the city during the lunch part of the day. So food will be a bit iffy. Its foggy in that district at dusk, and there are banshees and chupacabras out there.
I have no experience eating those things, so I don't know what's good.
Maybe medium rare, with meunière sauce?
Butter and tarragon?



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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The blue sheep who voted for gender transitions of innocent children, DEI, and open borders have much to be thankful for this time of year. MSNow hosts are almost coming in their pants on live TV at the thought of short prison sentences for illegal immigrants who rape women and children. I know it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. I mean, hey, so long as it doesn't impact you, right? Let misery reign on high!

The back of the hill said...

Have you sought psychological help?

The back of the hill said...

Oh, and by the way: BAAAAAAAAH!

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