SNAKE WORSHIPPING HEATHENS!

A discussion on the internet had interesting things to say anent the recent election in New York City. I shall quote it unattributed.

Spouse of a preacher: "Accusing Mamdani, a Twelver Shi’ite, of supporting Salafi jihadism is kind of like accusing a Roman Catholic of supporting the Orange Order. But then the idea that Islam is no more monolithic than Christianity is apparently too much for some people to grasp."

Person with an umlaut: "A lot of people barely grasp the fact Christianity is not monolithic."

Opinionated Dutch American: "Then they haven't met my people. Who are convinced that everyone else is a heretic, an idolater, or an agent of the Spanish. Or, even worse, Anabaptists. Let us NOT even speak of Charismatics or Evangelicals!"

Opinion Dutch American again: "And then there's that sad Jehova's Witness downstairs, to whom I give fresh fruit or veggies every week (she's old), who is convinced that as a stubborn Dutchman I will go to hell (and probably ruin the place)."

Look, if you think that the Christian of a different sect next door sees eye to eye with you, you are daft and ignorant of your own subset of frightful heresy which must be expunged brutally with fire, swords, and modern weaponry. If he does see eye to eye with you despite being a different type of heretic, he too is ignorant, expunge worthy, and will end up in hell. Where both of you will discover that Opinionated Dutch Americans have taken over the place and hold sway. Hell is too good for you. We'll make that damned clear.


And NO speaking in tongues!



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