BRIANWORMS

One of the rightwing hose bags whom I see regularly, because I work in Marin, and attend to poisonous senile old gila monsters, is disturbed by some recent paintings I have shown him. He says that I am propagandizing for the kommoonis and the gestapo should question me. Which is utter nonsense. My paintings are art. Not necessarily good art, you understand, because I am a draughtsman and have a rather pedestrian eye, but nevertheless art.

And, if anything, they highlight the dangers of fire in a state (California) where everything can and does go up in flames. Leaves, garbage, religious pamphlets. All kinds of stuff.

Also, the message is "rake your forests".
Like they do in North Carolina.
Or even Texas.


I like to think of myself as a modern day iconographer.


I paint what I "see", child. Art imitates life.

Just to piss him off I've been doing a lot of trash fire illustrations lately. You will kindly note that no people or kittens have been harmed in any way, unlike my food illustrations which should only be studied by trained professionals. Who are emotionally prepared.

No vegans. No glutenphobes. No apple cider vinegar nuts.
No Secretaries of Health and Human Services.
That bozo should see this:

Think of it as necessary needling, Robert.
Perhaps you should get vaccinated?
Or shown a silver crucifix.
Damned vampire.



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