Thursday, May 09, 2024

HOUSING FOR ACADEMIA

Per a recent news article, there is not a single encampment of ten pup tents or more in the city. Reason being, one suspects, because anti-Semites at Ivy league universities, decent schools, and Berkeley, have driven the price up and made them unaffordable for the average pavement-dwelling needle freak. As well as rednecks made homeless by tornadoes.


This may well be true. I shan't head into the Tenderloin to find out. Too many Fox News reporters down there reportaging on Republican politicians and influencers.


At the beginning of the pandemic I looked at an employement opportunity down there, and decided that close association with that neighborhood and those people would not be conducive to my mental health. An office with no masks and little ventilation.
If they haven't had Covid (yet), they caught something else.

Life is too short to hang around people from the interior spreading disease.

Which, of course, is why I am not in the tourist business.
Or employed by Fox News Corporation.
ANTI-SEMITE LODGINGS


And it should be pointed out that pup tents are inherently racist, because there is no way your average grossly underclothed overweight tattooed lardbut can comfortably fit in there, even if the poor Midwestern refugee of either gender but mostly female, overwhelmingly female, could actually bend over and crawl in. Instead, those people are running loose with nowhere to go, exhibiting themselves at every cake shop and icecream parlour in the city, swilling boba tea, slushies, and 64 ounce sodas because of the heat we're having.
Oh, the humanity! The morbidly obese tattooed humanity!
Pink and quivering Kansas!


Saw over twenty of them yesterday. I hate tattoos.
It looked like a women's prison out there.
The Aryan Sisterhood section.


This isn't fat-shaming! I have nothing but admiration for people who weigh well over four hundred pounds who are still ambulatory and active. Kudos. Save the whales.
One of these days I may visit them in the Midwest or South.
See them in their native enviroment.
Feed them peanuts.



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