IT'S BIBLICAL!

Maybe if Greg Abbott raked the forest floors, his energy grid would work better and he wouldn't have to bus all those heat-sucking Spanish speakers to Washington DC, mmm? It's just a thought. And by the way, Jesus was not a long-haired white hippy surfer dude, but an angry Middle Easterner with an accent and possibly a leaf blower. May have had physical issues. He did NOT look like Barbie. Or Barbie's cute tanned younger brother.
Please stop imagining him as your secret ideal gay lover.
Most descriptions include lank hair.
No shampoo then.

My apartment mate had way too much fun reading about Jesus yesterday evening. The descriptions are quite varied, and obviously the church fathers were simply describing that nice attendant down at the baths whom they would have bought or banged if they could've afforded it. If you're landlord class, he looks like a perfect tenant. Which in San Francisco, usually means 'employed, sane acting, clean'. And rational. Except for 'employed', that doesn't describe anyone in the entire Levant. Or, probably, Texas.

Jesus has NO relevance for Texans.

They aren't Christian.




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