THE KEENER INTELLIGENCES

Perhaps the aliens have been observing us. Very large thirteen-limbed creatures that look like crabs. Giant crabs. And after the last year, they're convinced that we are irredeemably stupid, self-destructive and insane, and that there is no reason not to colonize this planet.
Their multi-knuckled tentacloid limbs long to grip their joy sticks.
And sound-laser zap us out of existence.

Goodbye, moronic bipeds.

Except... except...

They've tasted the drawn butter. And the mayonnaise. And even the black bean garlic sauce.

Now they're curious. And looking speculatively at some of their own kind

How odd that no one had ever thought of this before!

It's a solution to over-population.

And traffic jams.



==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================