WEIRD GIBBERING IN SPANISH

What's remarkable is the range of languages the little dude speaks. Sometimes he castigates / reprimands / curses me in Cantonese -- which I understand -- sometimes he reads me the riot act in Spanish. Which, even after all these years, I don't speak. I can read and understand the ads on the bus -- Preparation H para las hemorroides! -- as well as most restaurant menus.
But that's really just about it.


"Usted puede obtener alivio de los síntomas de las exacerbaciones con productos PREPARATION H. Para reducir el riesgo de que se produzcan exacerbaciones y prevenir la aparición de nuevas hemorroides, puede hacer cambios en su estilo de vida, como por ejemplo hacer ejercicio y reducir el estreñimiento mediante una dieta equilibrada con alto contenido de fibra. Estos tratamientos podrán no proporcionar la cura total de las hemorroides, pero pueden ayudar a tratar los síntomas y mejorar su ... "


Change your lifestyle by exercising, and decreasing constipation by more fibre in your diet. Yeah, you might be using our product for the rest of your life, but you will be happier.

Sydney Fylbert sometimes claimes to be a little Peruvian orphan girl in the snow, selling matches. Who just needs a nutritious bite out of the imaginary little girl hamster.
Who looks just like an albóndiga. Won't I feed a starving orphan?

Dude, this is San Francisco, it's the middle of May, there's no snow, the little girl hamster is our guest, and you're a turkey vulture with a rich imagination. Plus, I ain't stupid.

Haemorrhoid starts with an H. Hamster starts with an H.
That can't be just a coincidence.

A diet rich in hamsters might just constipate a little Peruvian orphan match girl. Must be why she keeps mentioning el baño. Es urgente; el baño de mi tia esta esperando a mi tio


Turkey vultures are obsessed with food. That's why they usually drift in circles high over the McDonalds in Marin next to the freeway. They're hoping one of the patrons dies suddenly of indigestion or constipation while still in the parking lot.

Fried breakfast stodge could indeed do that.


In the United States, more people die in the bathroom than in any other part of the house. Breakfast has a huge role in that.




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