Sunday, March 04, 2018

CHUNKY MISSION DISTRICT FEM-THINGS

Ey, vato, my apartment is half a block away. I have stuff in my kitchen. But if you want to impress the chunky Mission District cholitas, knock yourself out. You are selling bacon-wrapped turkey franks. I'll just go home and grill myself up some onion, jalapeno, tomatillo, pork fat, and an andouille.

Good luck with the slags.
Sorry. Slagitas.

I have condiments.


I could say something about inch-thick layers of foundation and face-powder, but hey, you're licking all that toxic waste, not me.


I can lend you a trowel.




==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================

No comments:

Search This Blog

RACE THE RATS

It feels lovely to have off after several days of being in loco parentis at work due to the boss and his kin having headed to a trade show i...