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And that you might like cheese-doodles.
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Thursday, March 06, 2014
AN UNEXPURGATED CODE
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This WAS going to be an extremely vicious and vituperative screed, damning modern standards of behavior. But I decided against it, and erased the draft. It was far too mean-spirited.
The only part left is the afterthought.
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AFTERTHOUGHT
If you ever see me squiring a young lady around town -- miracles are possible, and yes it would surprise me too if it ever happened -- please just assume that she is my niece or my calligraphy student. And in all possible ways a fine upstanding person of sound morals, keen discernment, and impeccable character.
Do not speculate any further than that.
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